g? The word wholesome.

Why are fowls the most economical things a farmer can keep? Because
for every grain they give a peck.

Why is it dangerous to walk in the meadows in springtime? Because the
trees are shooting and the bulrush is out (bull rushes out).

Why is a vine like a soldier? Because it is listed and has ten drills
(tendrils) and shoots.

If a man who is carrying a dozen glass lamps drops one, what does he
become? A lamp lighter.

What belongs to yourself, but is used more by your friends than by
yourself? Your name.

A man had twenty sick (six) sheep and one died; how many were left?
Nineteen.

Which is the best day for making a pancake? Friday.

What is that which everybody has seen but will never see again?
Yesterday.

What four letters would frighten a thief? O I C U.

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Why is a spider a good correspondent? Because he drops a line at every
post.

When is the clock on the stairs dangerous? When it runs down.

Why is the letter "k" like a pig's tail? Because it comes at the end
of pork.

What is the keynote to good manners? B natural.

Why is a five dollar bill much more profitable than five silver
dollars? Because when you put it in your pocket you double it, and
when you take it out you will find it in-creases.

Why is a watch like a river? Because it doesn't run long without
winding.

What is that which flies high, flies low, has no feet, and yet wears
shoes? Dust.

Which is the smallest bridge in the world? The bridge of your nose.

When has a man four hands? When he doubles his fists.

What trees has fire no effect upon? Ash trees; because when they are
burned they are ashes still.

What is the difference between a schoolmaster and an engine-driver?
One minds the train and the other trains the mind.

What is that which goes from Chicago to Philadelphia without moving?
The road.

Which is easier to spell--fiddle-de-dee or fiddle-de-dum?
Fiddle-de-dee, because it is spelled with more "e's."

When may a chair be said to dislike you? When it can't bear you.

What animal took most luggage into the Ark, and which two took the
least? The elephant, who took his trunk, while the fox and the cock
had only a brush and a comb between them.

If a bear were to go into a dry goods store, what would he want? He
would want muzzlin'.

Why was the first day of Adam's life the longest? Because it had no
Eve.

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Why is a washerwoman like a navigator? B