mned careful--I beg your pardon--
MRS. LORRIMER. Oh, don't apologize, I say it myself!--careful about
what?
JOHNSTONE. What sort of _husband you choose_.
MRS. LORRIMER. Exactly! None of your _ideal_ men for me! I want a man
with a bad record! [_Laugh._] Plenty of proof concealed about his
person, or not buried too deep in his past for me and my lawyer to
ferret out. I've a perfect duck of a lawyer! He made up every bit of
evidence about my last husband; that won me my case, and, my dears, it
just _happened_ to turn out to be true! [_Laugh._
ETHEL. Speaking of records, who do you think is here to-night?
MRS. LORRIMER. _Ned_ Fletcher--!!
KITTY. Yes.
MRS. LORRIMER. Girls--I'll tell you a secret--
JOHNSTONE. I don't want to hear it. [_Takes a chair left centre, sits
and lights cigarette._
MRS. LORRIMER. I'm crazy about him! Where is he? [_Glancing over her
shoulder._
KITTY. You've no chance; he's going to marry Marion, if she'll have
him.
MRS. LORRIMER. What a shame! And will she?
ETHEL. She's mad about him!
MRS. LORRIMER. The moth and the flame! What a pity! because he'd be
simply ideal for me! Why, do you know I hear that he-- [_Stops
suddenly, looking at_ JOHNSTONE _and_ FANSHAW.
JOHNSTONE. What do you hear? I'm in this.
MRS. LORRIMER. I forgot Johnny and Mr. Fanshaw--there are certain
things you mustn't talk about before innocent little boys!
FANSHAW. You couldn't tell _us anything about Ned Fletcher_!
MRS. LORRIMER. [_Laughing._] I don't want to! But I thought Marion was
always going to marry Douglas Rhodes.
KITTY. Oh, that's all off now. It's Ned Fletcher or nothing with
Marion.
ETHEL. [_Laughing_.] I believe she thinks she's going to reform him!
[_All laugh._
KITTY. There's one thing, he isn't after Marion's money.
ETHEL. Is he so rich?
JOHNSTONE. Oh, rotten! [KITTY _slaps_ JOHNSTONE.
MRS. LORRIMER. Very well, do you know what I shall do? I shall take
Douglas.
ETHEL. [_Hastily._] Yes, catch his heart on the rebound; they say it's
easier that way!
JOHNSTONE. That's one on you, Mrs. Lorrimer. [_Party gag._]
MRS. LORRIMER. Oh, I'm not so very old, and have had two splendid
husbands already. I don't think I have to bother about the easiest
way.
JOHNSTONE. Philopene, Ethel? That's one on _you_.
MRS. LORRIMER. Has it been your method, my dear, because if so I can't
congratulate you on the result. You must look out for a stronger
rebound next time! Try a di
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