stops._
MRS. LORRIMER. This "one woman in the world?"
DAWSON. Oh, she's absurd, impossible!
MRS. LORRIMER. Why?...
DAWSON. She wants to divorce all her husbands.
MRS. LORRIMER. Well, but don't give her a chance!
DAWSON. Eh, what?
MRS. LORRIMER. Don't give her a chance--any reason.
DAWSON. By George! I never thought of that.
MRS. LORRIMER. [_Delighted._] You stupid!
DAWSON. [_Delighted._] Don't you know who I mean?
MRS. LORRIMER. [_Very self-consciously._] No--how should I?
DAWSON. Can't you guess?
MRS. LORRIMER. I don't want to guess, I want to know for _certain_.
DAWSON. You are "the only woman in the world!" [_He bows low before
her, his right arm bent, his hand on his chest._
MRS. LORRIMER. [_Takes his arm._] Well, I am ready to run the risk if
you are. [MRS. LORRIMER _and_ DAWSON _cross right._] But now we
mustn't lose any more time--take a cable-car; I will, it'll be quicker
than a cab. Perhaps you won't approve of cable-cars for me, though.
They are the most emotional mode of convenience I've ever tried.--This
morning, in two curves I sat in three men's laps!
DAWSON. _Ah._ [_Laughing._] Don't let those curves get to be a habit,
or I'll sue the company for alienating your affections.
MRS. LORRIMER. [_Laughing._] Come! [_Takes his arm again and they
meet_ MARION, _who enters._
MARION. [_As she comes._] Tired out, Emily? [DAWSON _goes up stage to
door_.
MRS. LORRIMER. Tired! I never felt so rested in all my life! I haven't
tied up very many. [_With a look and gesture toward the table of
presents._] I've been interrupted--and now you must excuse me for a
little while, but I'll come back and do some more.
DAWSON. I'll go at once-- [_To_ MARION.] --an errand for Emily--Mrs.
Lorrimer. [_Emphasis on the name and a meaning look._] Good-bye--
[_Going. Both women say_ "Good-bye," _but_ MRS. LORRIMER _follows
him._ MARION'S _back is turned._ MRS. LORRIMER _quickly gives_ DAWSON
_a large bunch of violets she carries in exchange for a small rose-bud
he wears in his buttonhole. He cannot get it into his coat. There is
amused confusion._ MARION _turns and_ DAWSON _quickly exits._ MRS.
LORRIMER _down left of table._
MARION. [_Right of table._] It's like the death of someone, isn't it?
This is the death of my marriage, and these gifts are its clothes.
MRS. LORRIMER. Has--er--she gone?
MARION. No--she's waiting up in my room.
MRS. LORRIMER. What for?
MARION. [_Quietly._] I me
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