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egarded cigars as not quite ascetic enough for active service. Besides, they might make him sick.] About a cubic foot of chocolate (various). Numerous compressed foods and concentrated drinks. An "active service" cooking outfit. An electric lamp, with several refills. A pair of binoculars. A telescope. A prismatic compass. A sparklet siphon. A luminous watch. A pair of insulated wire-cutters. "There's only one thing you've forgotten," remarked Captain Wagstaffe, when introduced to this unique collection of curios. "What is that?" inquired Bobby, always eager to learn. "A pantechnicon! Do you known how much personal baggage an officer is allowed, in addition to what he carries himself?" "Thirty-five pounds." "Correct." "It sounds a lot," said Bobby. "It looks precious little!" was Wagstaffe's reply. "I suppose they won't be particular to a pound or so," said Bobby optimistically. "Listen," commanded Wagstaffe. "When we go abroad, your Wolseley valise, containing this"--he swept his hand round the crowded hut--"this military museum, will be handed to the Quartermaster. He is a man of singularly rigid mind, with an exasperating habit of interpreting rules and regulations quite literally. If you persist in this scheme of asking him to pass half a ton of assorted lumber as a package weighing thirty-five pounds, he will cast you forth and remain your enemy for life. And personally," concluded Wagstaffe, "I would rather keep on the right side of my Regimental Quartermaster than of the Commander-in-Chief himself. Now, send all this stuff home--you can use it on manoeuvres in peace-time--and I will give you a little list which will not break the baggage-waggon's back." The methodical Bobby produced a notebook. "You will require to wash occasionally. Take a canvas bucket, some carbolic soap, and a good big towel. Also your toothbrush, and--excuse the question, but do you shave?" "Twice a week," admitted the blushing Bobby. "Happy man! Well, take a safety-razor. That will do for cleanliness. Now for clothing. Lots of socks, but only one change of other things, unless you care to take a third shirt in your greatcoat pocket. Two good pairs of boots, and a pair of slacks. Then, as regards sleeping. Your flea-bag and your three Government blankets, with your valise underneath, will keep you (and your little bedfellows) as warm as toast.
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