s and then make yourself right to home."
Course anyone's liable to have a freak cousin or so knockin' round in
the background, and I s'pose it was a star play of Mr. Robert's, givin'
the glad hand to this one; but if I'd found Clifford hangin' on my
fam'ly tree I'd have felt like gettin' out the prunin' saw.
Maybe Mr. Robert was a little miffy because I hadn't been a mind reader
and played Clifford for a favorite from the start. Anyway, he jumps
right in to feature him, lugs him off to the club for lunch, and does
the honors joyous, just as though this was something he'd been lookin'
forward to for months.
I was beginnin' to think I'd made a wrong guess on Clifford, and the
awful thought that maybe for once I'd talked too gay was just tricklin'
through my thatch, when we gets our first bulletin. Cliffy was due back
to the office about four-thirty, havin' gone off by his lonesome after
lunch; but at a quarter of five he don't show up. It was near closin'
time when Mr. Robert gets a 'phone call, and by the worried look I knew
something was up.
"Yes," says he, "this is Robert Ellins. Yes, I know such a person.
That's right--Clifford. He's my cousin. No, is that so? Why, there must
be some mistake. Oh, there must be! I'll come up and explain. Yes, I'll
sign the bail bond."
He didn't have a word to say when he turns around and catches me
grinnin'; but grabs his hat and coat and pikes for the green lights.
There wa'n't any call for me to do any rubberin' next day, or ask any
questions. It was all in the mornin' papers: how a batty gent who looked
like a disguised second story worker had collected a crowd and blocked
traffic on Fifth Avenue by standin' on the curb in front of one of the
Vanderbilt houses and drawin' plans of it on a pad.
Course, he got run in as a suspect, and I guess Mr. Robert had his
troubles showin' the desk sergeant that Clifford wa'n't a Western crook
who was layin' pipes for a little jimmy work. Cliffy's architect tale
wouldn't have got him off in a month, and if it hadn't been that Mr.
Robert taps the front of his head they'd had Clifford down to
Mulberry-st. and put his thumb print in the collection.
He was givin' it to 'em straight, though. Architectin' was what Cliffy
was aimin' at. He'd been studying that sort of thing out in Michigan,
and now he was makin' a tour to see how it was done in other places,
meanin' to polish off with a few months abroad. Then, after he'd got
himself we
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