a room where I
may dress before I proceed to the castle. [_Exit_ SUSAN.
_Enter_ HANDY, _jun._
_Handy, jun._ I don't see Susan--I say, Dad, is that my mamma?
_Sir Abel._ Yes--speak to her.
_Handy, jun._ [_Chucking her under the chin_] A fine girl, upon my soul!
_Lady H._ Fine girl, indeed! Is this behaviour!
_Handy, jun._ Oh! beg pardon, most honoured parent. [_She
curtsies._]---that's a damned bad curtsey, I can teach you to make a
much better curtsey than that!
_Lady H._ You teach me, that am old enough to--hem!
_Handy, jun._ Oh! that toss of the head was very bad indeed--Look at
me!--That's the thing!
_Lady H._ Am I to be insulted? Sir Abel, you know I seldom condescend to
talk.
_Sir Abel._ Don't say so, my lady, you wrong yourself.
_Lady H._ But, when I do begin, you know not where it will end.
_Sir Abel._ Indeed I do not. [_Aside._
_Lady H._ I insist on receiving all possible respect from your son.
_Handy, jun._ And you shall have it, my dear girl!--Madam, I mean.
_Lady H._ I vow, I am agitated to that degree--Sir Abel! my fan.
_Sir Abel._ Yes, my dear--Bob, look here, a little contrivance of my
own. While others carry swords and such like dreadful weapons in their
canes, I more gallantly carry a fan. [_Removes the head of his cane, and
draws out a fan._] A pretty thought, isn't it? [_Presents it to his
lady._]
_Ash._ Some difference between thic stick and mine, beant there, zur?
[_To_ HANDY, _jun._
_Handy, jun._ [_Moving away._] Yes, there is.--[_To Lady H._] Do you
call that fanning yourself? [_Taking the fan._] My dear ma'am, this is
the way to manoeuvre a fan.
_Lady H._ Sir, you shall find [_To_ HANDY, _jun._] I have power enough
to make you repent this behaviour, severely repent it--Susan!
[_Exit followed by_ DAME.
_Handy, jun._ Bravo! passion becomes her; she does that vastly well.
_Sir Abel._ Yes, practice makes perfect.
_Enter_ SUSAN.
_Susan._ Did your ladyship call?--Heavens! Mr. Handy!
_Handy, jun._ Hush! my angel! be composed! that letter will explain.
[_Giving a letter, noticed by_ ASHFIELD.] Lady Handy wishes to see you.
_Susan._ Oh, Robert!
_Handy, jun._ At present, my love, no more.
[_Exit_ Susan, _followed by_ ASHFIELD.
_Sir Abel._ What were you saying, sir, t
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