Bill Nye 1503
Hard Tom Masson 1625
Hon. Ranson Peabody George Ade 1429
Icarus John G. Saxe 1493
Is it I? Warwick S. Price 1447
Johnny's Lessons Carroll Watson Rankin 1570
Kaiser's Farewell to Prince Henry Bert Leston Taylor 1568
Life Elixir of Marthy, The Elizabeth Hyer Neff 1555
Litigation Bill Arp 1533
Mr. Carteret and His Fellow
Americans Abroad David Gray 1462
Mr. Dooley on Golf Finley Peter Dunne 1630
Niagara be Dammed Wallace Irwin 1551
Not According to Schedule Mary Stewart Cutting 1448
Nothing to Wear William Allen Butler 1435
One of the Palls Doane Robinson 1601
Paper: A Poem Benjamin Franklin 1548
Road to a Woman's Heart, The Sam Slick 1487
Sceptics, The Bliss Carman 1626
Staccato to O Le Lupe, A Bliss Carman 1499
Table Manners James Montgomery Flagg 1400
V-A-S-E, The James Jeffrey Roche 1603
Vive la Bagatelle Clinton Scollard 1497
When the Sirup's on the Flapjack Bert Leston Taylor 1634

COMPLETE INDEX AT THE END OF VOLUME X.

A DANIEL COME TO JUDGMENT[1]

BY EDMUND VANCE COOKE

Now, everything that Russell did, he did his best to hasten,
And one day he decided that he'd like to be a Mason;
But nothing else would suit him, and nothing less would please,
But he must take, and all at once, the thirty-three degrees.

So he rode the--ah, that is, he crossed the--I can't tell;
You either must not know at all, or else know very well.
He dived in--well, well, never mind! It only need be said
That somewhere in the last degree poor Russell dropped down dead.

They arrested all the Masons, and they stayed in durance vile
Till the jury found them guilty, when the Judge said, with a smile,
"I'm forced to let the prisoners