urst into a characteristic laugh. It was the first
time since the dinner commenced that he had seen the funny side of
anything. Tom Flannery was not given to looking upon the comical side.
He was too credulous for that; but when anything did strike him as
funny, and he made up his mind to treat it as such, the outburst of
laughter that followed--laughter that was rich and childlike--was
something to do one good.
Now, there was nothing especially bright or funny about Bob's remark
that should have caused Tom to become so hilarious. In fact, it was more
Herbert's serious manner, than what Bob said, that set him off.
"'Twas an old chestnut, any way, Bob," as Tom said the next day; "but
Herbert looked so honest about it, jest as if you wasn't talkin' jokes,
that it jest made me lay myself out and shout. I couldn't er stopped,
Bob, ef it had killed me."
When the laughter had subsided, Bob explained his joke to Herbert, and
then said:
"You have not told me what you will have. Here comes the waiter for our
orders."
"You order 'em, Bob," said Tom. "You know what's good."
"That is a good suggestion, Tom, and meets with my approval," remarked
Herbert.
Bob accordingly ordered for all three, and his selection gave excellent
satisfaction to his guests.
The next course was simply maccaroni, cooked in the Italian style, with
tomato dressing.
"This is bang up, Bob," said Tom Flannery, smacking his lips. "Them
Eyetalians are some good after all, ain't they?"
Roast duck followed the maccaroni, with jelly, and fine cut celery with
dressing.
Then came ice cream, followed by cheese--_fromage de Brie_.
"Bob, there's somethin' wrong about this," said Tom, seriously,
referring to the last course. "Jest get on to that piece, will you?" and
Tom passed his portion to Bob.
"Don't be a fool, now, Tom Flannery," said Bob, with assumed
displeasure, while he struggled hard to keep from giggling.
"Well, I ain't no fool, Bob; I guess I know when I know a thing," said
Tom, indignantly. "I tell you that piece is all spoilt," and, to make
sure of his statement, he took it in his fingers, and without regard to
good manners placed it close to his nose, and gave it a genuine test.
Bob threw himself back in the chair, and exploded with laughter. Herbert
did likewise. But Tom was mad. He thought Bob had played a trick on him,
and he said:
"I don't intend to be imposed upon in any such way as what this is, Bob
Hunter. I'll s
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