board--_a mensa et thoro_. From the Lyrical
Ballads, it does not appear that men eat or drink, marry or are given in
marriage. If we lived by every sentiment that proceeded out of mouths,
and not by bread or wine, or if the species were continued like trees
(to borrow an expression from the great Sir Thomas Brown), Mr.
Wordsworth's poetry would be just as good as ever. It is not so with
Burns: he is "famous for the keeping of it up," and in his verse is ever
fresh and gay. For this, it seems, he has fallen under the displeasure
of the Edinburgh Reviewers, and the still more formidable patronage of
Mr. Wordsworth's pen.

"This, this was the unkindest cut of all."

I was going to give some extracts out of this composition in support
of what I have said, but I find them too tedious. Indeed (if I may be
allowed to speak my whole mind, under correction) Mr. Wordsworth could
not be in any way expected to tolerate or give a favourable
interpretation to Burns's constitutional foibles--even his best
virtues are not good enough for him. He is repelled and driven back into
himself, not less by the worth than by the faults of others. His taste
is as exclusive and repugnant as his genius. It is because so few things
give him pleasure, that he gives pleasure to so few people. It is not
every one who can perceive the sublimity of a daisy, or the pathos to be
extracted from a withered thorn!

To proceed from Burns's patrons to his poetry, than which no two
things can be more different. His "Twa Dogs" is a very spirited piece of
description, both as it respects the animal and human creation, and
conveys a very vivid idea of the manners both of high and low life. The
burlesque panegyric of the first dog,

"His locked, lettered, braw brass collar
Shew'd him the gentleman and scholar"--

reminds one of Launce's account of his dog Crabbe, where he is said, as
an instance of his being in the way of promotion, "to have got among
three or four gentleman-like dogs under the Duke's table." The
"Halloween" is the most striking and picturesque description of local
customs and scenery. The Brigs of Ayr, the Address to a Haggis, Scotch
Drink, and innumerable others are, however, full of the same kind of
characteristic and comic painting. But his master-piece in this way is
his Tam o'Shanter. I shall give the beginning of it, but I am afraid I
shall hardly know when to leave off.

"When chapman billies l