ted afresh.
The Bantam played a tune upon the handle of the door, and still affirmed
that he did not; a double contradiction at which the farmer absolutely
raged in his chair, and was hoarse, as he called out a third time that
the Bantam had sworn to it.
"Noa!" said the Bantam, ducking his poll. "Noa!" he repeated in a lower
note; and then, while a sombre grin betokening idiotic enjoyment of his
profound casuistical quibble worked at his jaw:
"Not up'n o-ath!" he added, with a twitch of the shoulder and an angular
jerk of the elbow.
Farmer Blaize looked vacantly at Richard, as if to ask him what he
thought of England's peasantry after the sample they had there. Richard
would have preferred not to laugh, but his dignity gave way to his sense
of the ludicrous, and he let fly a shout. The farmer was in no
laughing mood. He turned a wide eye back to the door, "Lucky for'm,"
he exclaimed, seeing the Bantam had vanished, for his fingers itched
to break that stubborn head. He grew very puffy, and addressed Richard
solemnly:
"Now, look ye here, Mr. Feverel! You've been a-tampering with my
witness. It's no use denyin'! I say y' 'ave, sir! You, or some of ye.
I don't care about no Feverel! My witness there has been bribed. The
Bantam's been bribed," and he shivered his pipe with an energetic thump
on the table--"bribed! I knows it! I could swear to't!"--
"Upon oath?" Richard inquired, with a grave face.
"Ay, upon oath!" said the farmer, not observing the impertinence.
"I'd take my Bible oath on't! He's been corrupted, my principal witness!
Oh! it's dam cunnin', but it won't do the trick. I'll transport Tom
Bakewell, sure as a gun. He shall travel, that man shall. Sorry for
you, Mr. Feverel--sorry you haven't seen how to treat me proper--you, or
yours. Money won't do everything--no! it won't. It'll c'rrupt a witness,
but it won't clear a felon. I'd ha' 'soused you, sir! You're a boy
and'll learn better. I asked no more than payment and apology; and that
I'd ha' taken content--always provided my witnesses weren't tampered
with. Now you must stand yer luck, all o' ye."
Richard stood up and replied, "Very well, Mr. Blaize."
"And if," continued the farmer, "Tom Bakewell don't drag you into't
after 'm, why, you're safe, as I hope ye'll be, sincere!"
"It was not in consideration of my own safety that I sought this
interview with you," said Richard, head erect.
"Grant ye that," the farmer responded. "Grant ye th
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