Solomon John, Agamemnon, and John Osborne into their several
inns. The little boys carried valises, hand-bags, umbrellas, and
bandboxes. Bandbox after bandbox appeared, and when Agamemnon sat down
upon his the applause was immense. At last the curtain fell.
"Now for the whole," said John Osborne, as he made his way off the
stage over a heap of umbrellas.
"I can't think why the lady from Philadelphia did not send me the
whole," said Elizabeth Eliza, musing over the letter.
"Listen, they are guessing," said John Osborne. "'_D-ice-box._' I
don't wonder they get it wrong."
"But we know it can't be that!" exclaimed Elizabeth Eliza, in agony.
"How can we act the whole if we don't know it ourselves?"
"Oh, I see it!" said Ann Maria, clapping her hands. "Get your whole
family in for the last scene."
Mr. and Mrs. Peterkin were summoned to the stage, and formed the
background, standing on stools; in front were Agamemnon and Solomon
John, leaving room for Elizabeth Eliza between; a little in advance,
and in front of all, half kneeling, were the little boys, in their
india-rubber boots.
The audience rose to an exclamation of delight, "The Peterkins!"
"P-Turk-Inns!"
It was not until this moment that Elizabeth Eliza guessed the whole.
"What a tableau!" exclaimed Mr. Bromwick; "the Peterkin family
guessing their own charade."
[Illustration]
THE PETERKINS ARE OBLIGED TO MOVE.
Agamemnon had long felt it an impropriety to live in a house that was
called a "semi-detached" house, when there was no other "semi" to it.
It had always remained wholly detached, as the owner had never built
the other half. Mrs. Peterkin felt this was not a sufficient reason
for undertaking the terrible process of a move to another house, when
they were fully satisfied with the one they were in.
But a more powerful reason forced them to go. The track of a new
railroad had to be carried directly through the place, and a station
was to be built on that very spot.
Mrs. Peterkin so much dreaded moving that she questioned whether they
could not continue to live in the upper part of the house and give up
the lower part to the station. They could then dine at the restaurant,
and it would be very convenient about travelling, as there would be no
danger of missing the train, if one were sure of the direction.
But when the track was actually laid by the side of the house, and the
steam-engine of the construction train puffed and sc
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