his? I'm going to send him a
magnifying-glass, so that he can count the hairs with less trouble."
"If you will, I'll send a box of cold cream; we can send them through
the post-office, and he'll never find out who they came from."
"Jolly! we'll do it! Belle won't send anything, for he's dead in love
with _her_."
"Much good it'll do him, girls! Do you suppose I wouldn't marry that
simpleton if he was made of gold."
"Did you ever see such a red face as he has? I would be afraid to come
near it with a light dress on."
"And his ears!"
"Monstrous! and always burning."
"And the awkwardest fellow that ever blundered into a parlor. You know
the night he waited on me to Hetty's party? he stepped on my toes so
that I had to poultice them before I went to bed; he tore the train
all off my pink tarlatan; he spilled a cup of hot coffee down old Mrs.
Ballister's back, and upset his saucer of ice-cream over Ada's sweet
new book-muslin. Why, girls, just as sure as I am standing here, I saw
him cram the saucer into his pocket when Belle came up to speak with
him! I tell you, I was glad to get home that night without any more
accidents."
"They say he always puts the tea-napkins into his pocket when he takes
tea away from home. But it's not kleptomania, it's only bashfulness. I
never heard before of his pocketing the saucers."
"Well, he really did. It's awful funny. I don't know how we'd get
along without John this winter--he makes all the fun we have. What's
that?"
"I don't know, it sounded like rats gnawing the floor."
(It was only the amusing John gritting his teeth, I am able to
explain).
"Did you ever notice his mouth?--how large it is."
"Yes, it's frightful. I don't wonder he's ashamed of himself with that
mouth."
"I don't mind his mouth so much--but his _nose_! I never did like a
turn-up nose in a man. But his father's pretty well off. It would be
nice to marry a whole store full of dry-goods and have a new dress
every time you wanted one. I wonder where they have gone to! I believe
I'll rap."
The last speaker seized the yard-stick and thumped on the counter
directly over my head.
"Oh, girls! let's go behind, and see how they keep things. I wonder
how many pieces of dress-silk there are left!"
"I guess I'll go behind the counter, and play clerk. If any one comes
in, I'll go, as sure as the world! and wait on 'em. Won't it be fun?
There comes old Aunty Harkness now. I dare say she is after a
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