Lord's" in Waiting
(on towel-horse). (Oxford and Cambridge Eleven).

The Rajah of SHAMPOOAH, with Order of the Turkish Bath.

THE QUEEN.

Her ROYAL HIGHNESS H.R.H. Prince of WALES, K.G.
The Princess of WALES. ("K.G.," _i.e._, "Kensington Gained.")

Any Kings and Queens who may be left in Town.

Master of the Horse Ladies in Waiting Mistress of the Robes
on a Buck-jumper. to be asked. ("dressing up.")

Lots of Sticks in A Serene Grand "Mr. G," as "Umbrella
Waiting (with banners Transparency in Waiting."
of Advertisements (personally (N.B.--This is "Collar
in _Era_.) illuminated day.")
by Mr. BROCK.)

Any number of Trumpeters blowing their own Trumpets.

Little Indian Pickles, GEO. AUGUSTUS SALA, Australian Wines,
led, with taste, by with "Echoes," and headed by Sir
Sir P. CUNLIFFE driving four Quills "WILL SOMERS"
OWEN. at once. VINE.

Mr. LEWIS MORRIS, with his Ode Colonial, accompanied by
Sir ARTHUR SULLIVAN, on a Grand Piano.

Mr. HENRY IRVING. Mr. J. L. TOOLE.
(Last appearance in London (Last appearance in London
previous to his departure previous Aix-les-Bains.)
for America.)

Right Hon. W. H. SMITH, with banner of "Closure."

At a signal from the Archbishop the Chorus will strike up--

The great Imperial Institoot,
In Kensington has taken root,
And as a tree up may it shoot!
Our Institoot, Our Institoot!

Sir ARTHUR SULLIVAN was so overcome by this inspiration, that after
reading it, he could not compose himself. "No," he exclaimed, "I cannot
invent music which should be a worthy setting for so precious a gem!
Give me something more simple," and so it came about that Mr. LEWIS
MORRIS'S poem was chosen. Whether the above-quoted beautiful _chorale_
was written by the Earl of R-SSL-N, whose little Jubilee volume of poems
has so enchanted a select circle, or by another titled and
unprofessional poet, is a secret which wild horses should not make us
divulge. Hooray for the Institoot!

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[Illustration: GETTING ONE'S MONEY'S WORTH.

_She._ "WHAT'S THE GOOD OF