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for discussion. 3. Your article is full of high-sounding declarations, and void of either logic or common sense. 4. In your endeavor to express the wishes of the prejudiced and biassed, you are undoubtedly dishonest with yourself without deceiving the public. 5. Your article lacks the ring that carries conviction, either as to your sincerity or the truthfulness of the statements you make. 6. The article indicates that you are vainly trying to ape Mr. Lawson's style. Yours respectfully, E. G. MANSFIELD, Attorney-at-law. Following the Donohoe outburst there came innumerable letters, of which this is a good sample: TACOMA, WASH., February 14, 1905. _Dear Sir_: It would be greatly appreciated by at least one of your readers if you would furnish the great and only Donohoe the details of some really scandalous epoch of your past. It has been stated many times that one man cannot make a million dollars and do it honestly, so we must assume you have done some "things" in your past. We have a very high regard out West for the works of Mr. Dooley and Mark Twain, and also are regular subscribers of _Puck_ and _Judge_, and we don't want to see these noted writers and periodicals unseated, even for the time being, by Mr. Donohoe. Therefore we ask you to give him some tip from which he can work out something serious, so he can make a statement that is not "reported," or the deduction of which does not require Sherlock Holmes. His work of "dissecting" so far reminds us of the work of a six months' student of a medical college on a Tom cat (no pun meant). Yours very truly, L. H. M. I answered as follows: _My Dear Sir_: Your request is similar to that of a hundred other correspondents. I regret I can do nothing to help out. Donohoe's trouble is, he is short of facts, so "short" that he seems to me completely "cornered." I am "long of" them, as you and all my other readers will admit before I am through my story, but my facts are not the kind Donohoe can use, or I would willingly let him have a few to assist him out of his present predicament. Donohoe's employers, Rogers and the "Standard Oil," knew before they put him on to his present "job" that my life was a peculiarly and unusually open one--one that had absolute
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