FREE BOOKS

Author's List




PREV.   NEXT  
|<   321   322   323   324   325   326   327   328   329   330   331   332   333   334   335   336   337   338   339   340   341   342   343   344   345  
346   347   348   349   350   351   352   353   354   355   356   357   358   359   360   361   362   363   364   365   366   367   368   369   370   >>   >|  
ant? A friend proposes to put Owen's "Footfalls on the Boundaries of Another World" in Travels. Shall we let him? * * * * * A poet, in Boston, filled out an application for a volume of Pope's works, an edition reserved from circulation, in the following tuneful manner: "You ask me, dear sir, to a reason define Why you should for a fortnight this volume resign To my care.--_I am also a son of the nine._" * * * * * A worthy Deutscher, confident in his mastery of the English tongue, sent the following quaint document across the sea: "I send you with the Post six numbers, of our Allgemeine Militaer-Zeitung, which is published in the next year to the fifty times. Excuse my bath english I learned in the school and I forgot so much. If you have interest to german Antiquariatskataloge I will send to you some. I remain however yours truly servant." * * * * * A gentlemanly stranger once asked the delivery clerk for "a genealogy." "What one?" she asked. "Oh! any," he said. "Well--Savage's?" "No; white men." * * * * * Said Melvil Dewey: "To my thinking, a great librarian must have a clear head, a strong hand, and, above all, a great heart. Such shall be greatest among librarians; and, when I look into the future, I am inclined to think that most of the men who will achieve this greatness will be women." * * * * * A LIBRARY HYMN. _By an Assistant Librarian._ I have endeavored to clothe the dull prose of the usual Library Rules with the mantle of poetry, that they may be more attractive, and more easily remembered by the great public whom we serve. Gently, reader, gently moving, Wipe your feet beside the door; Hush your voice to whispers soothing, Take your hat off, I implore! Mark your number, plainly, rightly, From the catalogue you see; With the card projecting slightly, Then your book bring unto me. Quickly working, With no shirking, Soon another there will be. If above two weeks you've left me, Just two cents a day I'll take, And, unless my mind's bereft me, Payment you must straightway make. Treat your books as if to-morrow, Gabriel's trump would surely sound, And all scribbling, to your sorrow, 'Gainst your credit would be found.
PREV.   NEXT  
|<   321   322   323   324   325   326   327   328   329   330   331   332   333   334   335   336   337   338   339   340   341   342   343   344   345  
346   347   348   349   350   351   352   353   354   355   356   357   358   359   360   361   362   363   364   365   366   367   368   369   370   >>   >|  



Top keywords:

volume

 

moving

 

mantle

 
poetry
 
reader
 

remembered

 

public

 
attractive
 

Gently

 

easily


gently

 

Librarian

 

inclined

 
future
 

greatest

 

librarians

 

achieve

 
greatness
 

clothe

 
Library

endeavored

 
LIBRARY
 

Assistant

 

plainly

 
bereft
 

straightway

 

Payment

 

scribbling

 

sorrow

 

Gainst


credit

 

surely

 

morrow

 

Gabriel

 
implore
 

number

 
rightly
 
whispers
 
soothing
 

catalogue


working

 

Quickly

 

shirking

 
projecting
 

slightly

 

resign

 

fortnight

 
reason
 

define

 
worthy