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exed. She, too, has a mind for saving, as witness: "Patti, Adelina. do. Oyster." * * * * * From a New York auction catalogue: "267. Junius Stat Nominis Umbrii, with numerous splendid portraits." * * * * * At the New York Free Circulating Library, a youth of twenty said Shakespeare made him tired. "Why couldn't he write English instead of indulging in that _thee_ and _thou_ business?" Miss Braddon he pronounced "a daisy". A pretty little blue-eyed fellow "liked American history best of all," but found the first volume of Justin Winsor's history too much for him. "The French and German and Hebrew in it are all right, but there's Spanish and Italian and Latin, and I don't know those." * * * * * A gentleman in Paris sent to the bookbinder two volumes of the French edition of "Uncle Tom's Cabin." The title in French is "L'Oncle Tom," and the two volumes were returned to him marked on their backs: L'Oncle, L'Oncle, Tome I. Tome II. * * * * * HOW A BIBLIOMANIAC BINDS HIS BOOKS. I'd like my favorite books to bind So that their outward dress To every bibliomaniac's mind Their contents should express. Napoleon's life should glare in red, John Calvin's life in blue; Thus they would typify bloodshed And sour religion's hue. The Popes in scarlet well may go; In jealous green, Othello; In gray, Old Age of Cicero, And London Cries in yellow. My Walton should his gentle art In salmon best express, And Penn and Fox the friendly heart In quiet drab confess. Crimea's warlike facts and dates Of fragrant Russia smell; The subjugated Barbary States In crushed Morocco dwell. But oh! that one I hold so dear Should be arrayed so cheap Gives me a qualm; I sadly fear My Lamb must be half-sheep! IRVING BROWNE. * * * * * In a Wisconsin library, a young lady asked for the "Life of National Harthorne" and the "Autograph on the breakfast table." * * * * * "Have you a poem on the Victor of Manengo, by Anon?" * * * * * Library inquiry--"I want the catalogue of temporary literature." Query--What did she w
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