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h--I get your number," said the chairman. "I make a motion," said the blue fox from Waco, "and I move you, Sir, that this committee get on a train at Philadelphia and ride on the train till it stops and then take another train and take more trains and keep on riding till we get to Medicine Hat, near the Saskatchewan river, in the Winnipeg wheat country where the Head Spotter of the Weather Makers sits on a high stool in a high tower on a high hill spotting the weather. There we will ask him if he will respectfully let us beseech him to bring back weather that will bring back our tails. It was the weather took away our tails; it is the weather can bring back our tails." "All in favor of the motion," said the chairman, "will clean their right ears with their right paws." And all the blue foxes and all the yellow flongboos began cleaning their right ears with their right paws. "All who are against the motion will clean their left ears with their left paws," said the chairman. And all the blue foxes and all the yellow flongboos began cleaning their left ears with their left paws. "The motion is carried both ways--it is a razmataz," said the chairman. "Once again, all in favor of the motion will stand up on the toes of their hind legs and stick their noses straight up in the air." And all the blue foxes and all the yellow flongboos stood up on the toes of their hind legs and stuck their noses straight up in the air. "And now," said the chairman, "all who are against the motion will stand on the top and the apex of their heads, stick their hind legs straight up in the air, and make a noise like a woof woof." And then not one of the blue foxes and not one of the yellow flongboos stood on the top and the apex of his head nor stuck his hind legs up in the air nor made a noise like a woof woof. "The motion is carried and this is no picnic," said the chairman. So the committee went to Philadelphia to get on a train to ride on. "Would you be so kind as to tell us the way to the union depot," the chairman asked a policeman. It was the first time a flongboo ever spoke to a policeman on the streets of Philadelphia. "It pays to be polite," said the policeman. "May I ask you again if you would kindly direct us to the union depot? We wish to ride on a train," said the flongboo. "Polite persons and angry persons are different kinds," said the policeman. The flongboo's eyes changed their lights and a slow
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