h--I get your number," said the
chairman.
"I make a motion," said the blue fox from Waco, "and I move you, Sir,
that this committee get on a train at Philadelphia and ride on the
train till it stops and then take another train and take more trains
and keep on riding till we get to Medicine Hat, near the Saskatchewan
river, in the Winnipeg wheat country where the Head Spotter of the
Weather Makers sits on a high stool in a high tower on a high hill
spotting the weather. There we will ask him if he will respectfully
let us beseech him to bring back weather that will bring back our
tails. It was the weather took away our tails; it is the weather can
bring back our tails."
"All in favor of the motion," said the chairman, "will clean their
right ears with their right paws."
And all the blue foxes and all the yellow flongboos began cleaning
their right ears with their right paws.
"All who are against the motion will clean their left ears with their
left paws," said the chairman.
And all the blue foxes and all the yellow flongboos began cleaning
their left ears with their left paws.
"The motion is carried both ways--it is a razmataz," said the
chairman. "Once again, all in favor of the motion will stand up on the
toes of their hind legs and stick their noses straight up in the air."
And all the blue foxes and all the yellow flongboos stood up on the
toes of their hind legs and stuck their noses straight up in the air.
"And now," said the chairman, "all who are against the motion will
stand on the top and the apex of their heads, stick their hind legs
straight up in the air, and make a noise like a woof woof."
And then not one of the blue foxes and not one of the yellow flongboos
stood on the top and the apex of his head nor stuck his hind legs up
in the air nor made a noise like a woof woof.
"The motion is carried and this is no picnic," said the chairman.
So the committee went to Philadelphia to get on a train to ride on.
"Would you be so kind as to tell us the way to the union depot," the
chairman asked a policeman. It was the first time a flongboo ever
spoke to a policeman on the streets of Philadelphia.
"It pays to be polite," said the policeman.
"May I ask you again if you would kindly direct us to the union depot?
We wish to ride on a train," said the flongboo.
"Polite persons and angry persons are different kinds," said the
policeman.
The flongboo's eyes changed their lights and a slow
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