Weaned by the witchery of COLE.
Students however slack or yawny
Grow tense beneath the spell of TAWNEY;
Footballers score goal after goal,
Trained in the principles of COLE.
The shrimp grows positively prawny
On list'ning to the voice of TAWNEY;
While upward shoots the blindest mole
Beneath the airy tread of COLE.
There's something thrilling--Colleen-Bawny--
About the articles of TAWNEY;
And no one can so grandly toll
The knell of Capital as COLE.
As Cornwall rallied to TRELAWNY
So Labour rallies to its TAWNEY;
And miners find a "better 'ole"
Provided by the creed of COLE.
* * * * *
"Our evening congregations have more than doubled in two months. _Sans
Deo!_"
_Parish Magazine._
We don't wonder that two foreign languages were required to veil this
shocking observation.
* * * * *
From a feuilleton ("dramatic, kinema and all other rights secured"):--
"So he just shook hands all round, and took off his coat, and lit a
cigar, and laughed when Betty Cardon pointed out that he had put the
wrong end of it in his mouth."--_Daily Paper._
This incident should "film" well.
* * * * *
SHOULD AUTHORS PUBLISH THEIR OWN PORTRAITS?
[Mr. Punch herewith disclaims all intention of quoting the title of
any actual book.]
[Illustration: "A LATTER-DAY LOTHARIO."]
[Illustration: "THE YOUNG CHARMERS."]
[Illustration: "MY LIFE-WORK IN THE
SLUMS."]
[Illustration: "THE WOMAN WITH A PURPLE PAST."]
[Illustration: "THE LYRE OF LOVE."]
[Illustration: "HALF-HOURS WITH BUNYAN."]
[Illustration: "COURT LIFE FROM THE INSIDE."]
[Illustration: "STAGE DEPORTMENT FOR AMATEURS."]
[Illustration: "WHAT PHYSICAL CULTURE HAS
DONE FOR ME."]
* * * * *
[Illustration: BEHIND THE SCENES IN CINEMA-LAND.
"MY DEAR MISS MONTEITH, COULDN'T YOU GIVE US A MORE APPROPRIATE EXPRESSION?
DON'T FORGET YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE STEPPING FROM THE TOP OF ONE SKY-SCRAPER
TO ANOTHER, SO DO TRY AND LOOK JUST A LITTLE PEEVISH."]
* * * * *
SEASIDE ISSUES.
"This summer," said Suzanne, "we must take the bull by the forelock."
"Dearest wife," I cried, "at your age you must not dream of joining in such
dangerous sports. Besides I don't think the summer is quite the season for
Spain."
"Who's tal
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