und to me.

"If that fellow keeps this up," says he, "I shall lose my temper some
day. Ever drink medicated milk, eh? Ugh! It tastes the way burnt
feathers smell. And I'm dosed with it eight times a day! Think of it,
milk! But what makes me mad is to have it ladled out to me by that
long-faced, fish-eyed food destroyer, whose only joy in life is to hunt
me down and gloat over my misery. Oh, I'll get square with him yet, sir;
I swear I will."

"I wish you luck," says I.

"Who are you, anyway?" says he.

"Nobody much," says I, "so there's two of us. I'm livin' in the cottage
across the way."

"The deuce you say!" says he. "Then you're Shorty McCabe, aren't you?"

"You're on," says I. "How'd you guess it?"

Well, it seems one of my reg'lars was a partner of his son-in-law, who
owned the big place, and they'd been talkin' about me just the day
before. After that it didn't take long for the Commodore and me to get a
line on each other, and when I finds out he's Roaring Dick, the nervy
old chap that stood out on the front porch of his ship all through the
muss at Santiago Bay and hammered the daylights out of the Spanish
fleet, I gives him the hand.

"I've read about you in the papers," says I.

"Not so often as I used to read about you," says he.

And say, inside of ten minutes we was like a couple of G. A. R. vets, at
a reunion. Then he told me all about the medicated-milk business.

It didn't take any second sight to see that the Commodore was a gay old
sport. He'd been on the European station for three years, knockin'
around with kings and princes, and French and Russian naval officers
that was grand dukes and such when they was ashore; and he'd carried
along with him a truck-driver's thirst and the capacity of a ward boss.
The fizzy stuff he'd stowed away in that time must have been enough to
sail a ship on. I guess he didn't mind it much, though, for he'd been in
pickle a long time. It was the seventeen-course night dinners and the
foreign cooking that gave him the knockout.

All of a sudden his digester had thrown up the job, and before he knew
it he was in a state where a hot biscuit or a piece of fried potato
would lay him out on his back for a week. He'd come home on sick leave
to visit his daughter, and his rich son-in-law had steered him up
against a specialist who told him that if he didn't quit and obey orders
he wouldn't last three weeks. The orders was to live on nothin' but
medicated milk, and