dramatic triumphs was turned into a gymnasium for this purpose,
though I did not openly avow the fact to the boys. By persistently
standing on my head, raising heavy weights, and going hand over hand up
a ladder, I developed my muscle until my little body was as tough as a
hickory knot and as supple as tripe. I also took occasional lessons in
the noble art of self-defence, under the tuition of Phil Adams.

I brooded over the matter until the idea of fighting Conway became a
part of me. I fought him in imagination during school-hours; I dreamed
of fighting with him at night, when he would suddenly expand into a
giant twelve feet high, and then as suddenly shrink into a pygmy so
small that I couldn't hit him. In this latter shape he would get into
my hair, or pop into my waistcoat-pocket, treating me with as little
ceremony as the Liliputians showed Captain Lemuel Gulliver--all of which
was not pleasant, to be sure. On the whole, Conway was a cloud.

And then I had a cloud at home. It was not Grandfather Nutter, nor Miss
Abigail, nor Kitty Collins, though they all helped to compose it. It
was a vague, funereal, impalpable something which no amount of gymnastic
training would enable me to knock over. It was Sunday. If ever I have
a boy to bring up in the way he should go, I intend to make Sunday a
cheerful day to him. Sunday was not a cheerful day at the Nutter House.
You shall judge for yourself.

It is Sunday morning. I should premise by saying that the deep gloom
which has settled over everything set in like a heavy fog early on
Saturday evening.

At seven o'clock my grandfather comes smilelessly downstairs. He is
dressed in black, and looks as if he had lost all his friends during
the night. Miss Abigail, also in black, looks as if she were prepared to
bury them, and not indisposed to enjoy the ceremony. Even Kitty Collins
has caught the contagious gloom, as I perceive when she brings in the
coffee-urn--a solemn and sculpturesque urn at any time, but monumental
now--and sets it down in front of Miss Abigail. Miss Abigail gazes at
the urn as if it held the ashes of her ancestors, instead of a generous
quantity of fine old Java coffee. The meal progresses in silence.

Our parlor is by no means thrown open every day. It is open this June
morning, and is pervaded by a strong smell of centretable. The furniture
of the room, and the little China ornaments on the mantel-piece, have a
constrained, unfamiliar look. My gran