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ould have managed the case for either or both sides infinitely better than the Counsel engaged. A Court-house whose atmosphere is pleasant and invigorating after the Court has sat for fifteen minutes. (Anyone concerned who, on reading these remarks in print, will think that the cap can, by any _scintilla_ of possibility, fit himself.) * * * * * [Illustration: BUFFALO WILLIAM'S GREAT WILD N.S.E. & W. SHOW. THE LATEST "UNSEATING ACT."] * * * * * [Illustration: PORTRAIT OF A LABOUR CANDIDATE. WARRANTED TO "SWEEP THE COUNTRY," AND MAKE HIS MARK IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS. (NATURALLY A FLUE-NT SPEAKER)!] * * * * * JUSTICE FOR 'FRISCO. DEAR MR. PUNCH,--I notice that a complaint has been made that those charming stories of wild life in the Far West, are out of date. Nay, more, that they are calculated to do a great deal of harm to a considerable amount of valuable property. On the other hand, the talented authors of the picturesque romances to which I have referred, insist that there is a great demand for these literary wares, and they would suffer much loss if they were to discontinue their production. Could not the matter be compromised? We are less sensitive than our American cousins, and if the scene were changed from St. Francisco to some quiet watering-place on the Kentish Coast, our kindred beyond the seas ought to be satisfied. I do not pretend to be a master of the style of those who write Backwood sensations, but I think I can jot down a few lines to show what I mean. Beneath I give a specimen of the sort of thing that might take the place of stories revelling in such titles as the "_Luck of Murder Camp_," "_Slack Bill's Banker_," and "_The Talk of Stab-in-the-Backman's Chasm_." THE CHAFF OF HERNE BAY CREEK. CHAPTER XX.--_CHARLEY MEETS A CHUM_. The Miners who had been digging all day long the rough shingle for treasure-trove, had retired to their rudely constructed cabins. These rough huts were built of wood, and furnished with a seat on either side. There were two small windows let into the oaken walls--each of them not more than six inches square. They were absolutely free from furniture--save perhaps, a foot of cheap looking-glass, and here and there a wooden-peg used by the Miners for hanging up their slouch-hats, their red flannel-shirts, and their long leather-boots. These huts were not un
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