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and finds me with an empty
purse, I remind Froggy of that L10 he owes me;
(9) My railway-shares are going up like anything!
(10) When my purse is empty, and when, noticing that Froggy has got his
gorgeous waistcoat on, I venture to remind him of that L10 he owes me,
things are apt to get rather warm;
(11) Now that it looks like rain, and Froggy is grinning like a hyaena, I
can do without my cigar;
(12) When the thermometer is high, you need not trouble yourself to take
an umbrella;
(13) When Froggy has his gorgeous waistcoat on, but is _not_ strutting
about like a peacock, I betake myself to a quiet cigar;
(14) When I tell Froggy that he's quite the dandy, he grins like a
hyaena;
(15) When my purse is tolerably full, and Froggy's hair is one mass of
curls, and when he is _not_ strutting about like a peacock, I go out on
the roof;
(16) When my railway-shares are going up, and when it is chilly and
looks like rain, I have a quiet cigar;
(17) When Froggy's mother lets him go a-wooing, he seems nearly mad with
joy, and puts on a waistcoat that is gorgeous beyond words;
(18) When it is going to rain, and I am having a quiet cigar, and Froggy
is _not_ intending to go a-wooing, you had better take an umbrella;
(19) When my railway-shares are going up, and Froggy seems nearly mad
with joy, _that_ is the time my tailor always chooses for calling with
his little bill;
(20) When the day is cool and the thermometer low, and I say nothing to
Froggy about his being quite the dandy, and there's not the ghost of a
grin on his face, I haven't the heart for my cigar!
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4.
(1) Any one, fit to be an M.P., who is not always speaking, is a public
benefactor;
(2) Clear-headed people, who express themselves well, have had a good
education;
(3) A woman, who deserves praise, is one who can keep a secret;
(4) People, who benefit the public, but do not use their influence for
good purpose, are not fit to go into Parliament;
(5) People, who are worth their weight in gold and who deserve praise,
are always unassuming;
(6) Public benefactors, who use their influence for good objects,
deserve praise;
(7) People, who are unpopular and not worth their weight in gold, never
can keep a secret;
(8) People, who can talk for ever and are fit to be Members of
Parliament, deserve praise;
(9) Any one, who can keep a secret and who is unass
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