ake you, worse luck!"

"Oh, how?"

"Well," said Spike in low, troubled tones, "he'll sic d' gang on to you
if you don't make your get-away while you can--"

"By God!" exclaimed Ravenslee, his eyes suddenly very bright, "I never
thought of that!"

"Yes, so I'm thinking you'd best skin off t'night, Geoff!" sighed the
lad gloomily, whereupon Ravenslee, pocketing his pipe, clapped him
joyously upon the shoulder.

"Banish that dejection, my comrade," said he, "for now, my Arthur-Spike,
'now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer in this brutal
Bud' and--"

"What yer mean, Geoff?"

"I mean that life's erstwhile dull monotony is like to be forgotten
quite in the vigorous, exhilarating air of Hell's Kitchen. Hell's
Kitchen suits me admirably, consequently in Hell's Kitchen I'll stay."

"Stay? Geoff, are ye crazy? What about Bud M'Ginnis?"

"M'Ginnis, my Arthur? Oh, Bud M'Ginnis may be--hush! Straighten the
cloth yonder, Spike; she's coming at last, by Heaven!"

CHAPTER XII

CONTAINING SOME DESCRIPTION OF A SUPPER PARTY

"Oh!" said Hermione, as she caught sight of Ravenslee's tall figure,
"you've come then, Mr. Geoffrey? I've been hoping and praying you
wouldn't! I mean--" she added hastily, in answer to his look, "I mean
I have only two miserable little chops for supper."

"S' all right, Hermy!" cried Spike. "I told you not to worry about the
eats. Look what's here--stand out o' the light, Geoff, so she can see
the table!"

"Why--why--what's all this?" she exclaimed, staring at the numerous
well-filled dishes with blue eyes very wide. "Oh, goodness
gracious--me!" and she turned to look at Mr. Ravenslee, who, meeting
that wondering glance, actually found himself stammering again.

"The fact is, Miss Hermione--er--I say the fact is we--Arthur and I--are
giving a little supper to-night in honour of--of--er--my birthday."

"You bet we are, Hermy!" added Spike. "Will you pipe the turk'?"

"We have been waiting for you," continued Ravenslee, placing a chair for
her, "you see--er--you are to be our guest of honour--if you will?"

"Sure you are!" nodded Spike, "and I'm head-waiter, eater-in-chief t'
the turk' while she lasts, an' chief mourner when she's gone--so now
I'll go an' make th' tea, only don't begin without me--a fair start an'
all together, see?" and he vanished into the kitchen.

"But--a whole turkey!" said Hermione, viewing it with feminine,
knowledgeful eyes, "and then all thi