tender?'

"'Well,' he replied, 'now I come to think of it, she did seem to soften a
bit just then.'

"'My dear boy,' I said, 'the case is as clear as daylight. She loves
Smith. No girl who admired Smith could be attracted by Smythe. As your
present self you will never win her. In a few weeks' time, however, you
will be Smith. Leave the matter over until then. Propose to her as
Smith, and she will accept you. After marriage you can break Smythe
gently to her.'

"'By Jove!' he exclaimed, startled out of his customary lethargy, 'I
never thought of that. The truth is, when I am in my right senses, Smith
and all his affairs seem like a dream to me. Any idea connected with him
would never enter my mind.'

"He rose and held out his hand. 'I am so glad I came to see you,' he
said; 'your suggestion has almost reconciled me to my miserable fate.
Indeed, I quite look forward to a month of Smith, now.'

"'I'm so pleased,' I answered, shaking hands with him. 'Mind you come
and tell me how you get on. Another man's love affairs are not usually
absorbing, but there is an element of interest about yours that renders
the case exceptional.'

"We parted, and I did not see him again for another month. Then, late
one evening, the servant knocked at my door to say that a Mr. Smith
wished to see me.

"'Smith, Smith,' I repeated; 'what Smith? didn't he give you a card?'

"'No, sir,' answered the girl; 'he doesn't look the sort that would have
a card. He's not a gentleman, sir; but he says you'll know him.' She
evidently regarded the statement as an aspersion upon myself.

"I was about to tell her to say I was out, when the recollection of
Smythe's other self flashed into my mind, and I directed her to send him
up.

"A minute passed, and then he entered. He was wearing a new suit of a
louder pattern, if possible, than before. I think he must have designed
it himself. He looked hot and greasy. He did not offer to shake hands,
but sat down awkwardly on the extreme edge of a small chair, and gaped
about the room as if he had never seen it before.

"He communicated his shyness to myself. I could not think what to say,
and we sat for a while in painful silence.

"'Well,' I said, at last, plunging head-foremost into the matter,
according to the method of shy people, 'and how's 'Liza?'

"'Oh, _she's_ all right,' he replied, keeping his eyes fixed on his hat.

"'Have you done it?' I continued.

"'Done wot?' he as