nded now by furies rather than Bacchanalians
kissed Mrs Salisbury.

"What in the world would you have me do, you she devils?" cried he at
last, driven to desperation.

"This is language for a gentleman!" said Mrs Slamkoe.

"They shall make you do nothing more," replied Moggy. "I must retire,
ladies--your freak's up. You know I never keep late hours. Ladies, I
wish you all a very good night."

"Perhaps, Mr Vanslyperken, you would wish to go. I'll send for the
woman of the house that you may settle the bill; I think you offered to
treat the company?"

Vanslyperken grinned ghastly. The bell was rung, and while Mr
Vanslyperken was pulling out the sum demanded by the landlady, the
ladies all disappeared.

Vanslyperken put up his diminished purse. "There is your sword, Mr
Vanslyperken," said Moggy; who, during the whole of the scene had kept
up a _retenue_ very different from her usual manners.

Vanslyperken took his sword, and appeared to feel his courage return--
why not? he was armed, and in company with only one woman, and he sought
revenge.

He rang the bell, and the landlady appeared.

"Landlady," cried Vanslyperken, "you'll send for a constable directly.
Obey me, or I'll put you down as a party to the robbery which has been
committed. I say, a constable immediately. Refuse on your peril,
woman; a king's officer has been robbed and ill-treated."

"Lauk-a-mercy! a constable, sir? I'm sure you've had a very pleasant
jollification."

"Silence, woman; send for a constable immediately."

"Do you hear, Mrs Wilcox?" said Moggy, very quietly, "Mr Vanslyperken
wants a constable. Send for one by all means."

"Oh! certainly, ma'am, if you wish it," said the landlady, quitting the
room.

"Yes, you infamous woman, I'll teach you to rob and ill-treat people in
this way."

"Mercy on me! Mr Vanslyperken, why, I never interfered."

"Ay, ay, that's all very well; but you'll tell another story when you're
all before the authorities."

"Perhaps I shall," replied Moggy, carelessly. "But I shall now wish you
a good evening, Mr Vanslyperken."

Thereupon Mr Vanslyperken very valorously drew his sword, and
flourished it over his head. "You don't pass here, Mrs Salisbury.
No--no--it's my turn now."

"Your turn now, you beast!" retorted Moggy. "Why, if I wished to pass,
this poker would soon clear the way; but I can pass without that, and I
will give you the countersign. Hark! a word in your ear, you wretc