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e, you needn't do any such thing. Just read the book--read it through. Perhaps you will get a taste for such reading, while you are going through the book. I must tell you an anecdote just here. You will not refuse to read that, at any rate. Not long ago I was in a book store, looking over some new books which I saw on the counter, when a fine-looking boy, who appeared to be about nine years old, came in. He had a shilling in his hand, and said he wanted to buy a book. "But what book do you want?" one of the clerks asked. The boy could not tell what it was exactly. But it was a "funny book"--he was sure of that--and it cost a shilling. Well, it finally turned out that the book which the little fellow wanted was a comic almanac--a book filled with miserable pictures--pictures of men and beasts twisted into all sorts of odd shapes--and vulgar jokes, and scraps of low wit. "Will you let me look at it?" I asked the little boy as the clerk handed the book to him. "Yes, sir," said he. I took the almanac, and turned over some of its leaves. There was not a particle of information in the book, except what related to the sun, and moon, and stars, and that formed but a small portion of the volume. "My son," said I, pleasantly, "what do you buy this book for?" "To make me laugh," said he. "But is _that_ all you read books for--to find something to laugh at?" I inquired. "No, sir," he replied, "but then this book is _so_ funny. Giles Manly has got one, and"--he hesitated. "He has a great time over it," I interrupted, to which the little boy nodded, as much as to say, "Yes, sir, that's it." "Did your father send you after this book?" I asked. "No, sir." "Did your mother tell you to get it?" "No, sir. But my mother gave me a shilling, and told me I might buy just such a book as I liked." "Well, my son," said I, "look here. You have heard Giles read some of the funny things in this almanac, have you not?" "Yes, sir." "And you've seen some of the pictures?" "Yes, sir, all of them." "Then you know pretty well what the book is?" "Yes, sir, all about it, and that's what makes me want to buy it." "Well, you have a right to buy just such a book as you want. But if I were in your place, I would not buy that book; and I'll tell you why. There's a good deal of fun in it, to be sure. No doubt you would laugh over it, if you had it. But you can't learn anything from it. Come, now, I'll m
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