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tions and goatees--and one coronet braid (a red one) glossy and thick and handsome! The bill-board also held an assortment of tongues--long and scarlet. These, a score in all, were ranged in a shining row. And underneath them was a sign which bore this announcement: _Tongues In All Languages Dead or Modern Chic if Seven Are Purchased at Once_. Gwendolyn clapped her hands. "Oo! how _nice!_" she exclaimed, finding her voice again. "Quite so," said the little old gentleman, shoving away a tray of chins and cheeks and reaching for a forehead. "Welcome, convenient, and satisfactory." She saw her opportunity. "Please," she began, "I'd like to buy six." She counted on her fingers. "I'll have a French tongue, a German tongue, a Greek tongue, a Latin tongue, and--later, though, if you don't happen to have 'em on hand--a Spanish and an Italian." Then she heaved a sigh of relief. "I'm glad I saw these," she added. "They'll save me a lot of work. And they've helped me about a def'nition. I looked for 'lashing' in my big dictionary. And it said 'to whip.' But _I_ couldn't see how anybody could whip anybody else with a _tongue_. Now, though--" The Man-Who-Makes-Faces nodded. "Just wait till you see the King's English," he bragged. "The King's English? Will I see him?" "Likely to," he answered, selecting an eye. He had all his eyes about him in a circle, each looking as natural as life. There were blue eyes and brown eyes, hazel eyes and-- "Ah!" she exclaimed suddenly. "I remember! It was _you_ who gave the Policeman a black eye!" "One _fine_ black eye," he answered, chuckling as he poked about in a pile of noses and selected a large-sized one. "Yes! Yes! And recently I made a lovely blue pair for a bad-tempered child who'd cried her own eyes out." She assented. She had heard of just such a case. "Once I saw some eyes in a shop-window," she confided. "It was a shop where you could buy spectacles." He wagged his beard proudly. "I made every _one_ of 'em!" he boasted. "Oh, yes, indeed." And polished away at the tip of the large nose. She considered for a moment. "I'm glad I know," she said gravely. "I wanted to, awful much." After that she studied the bill-board for a time. And presently discovered that a second supply of eyes was displayed there, being set in it as jewels are set in brooches! She pointed. "What kind are those?" He looked surprised at the question. "The b
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