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l. Pan. In autumn? Fri. New. Buttock of a monk! cried Friar John; how plump these plaguy trulls, these arch Semiquavering strumpets, must be! That damned cattle are so high fed that they must needs be high-mettled, and ready to wince and give two ups for one go-down when anyone offers to ride them below the crupper. Prithee, Friar John, quoth Panurge, hold thy prating tongue; stay till I have done. Till what time do the doxies sit up? Fri. Night. Pan. When do they get up? Fri. Late. Pan. May I ride on a horse that was foaled of an acorn, if this be not as honest a cod as ever the ground went upon, and as grave as an old gate-post into the bargain. Would to the blessed St. Semiquaver, and the blessed worthy virgin St. Semiquavera, he were lord chief president (justice) of Paris! Ods-bodikins, how he'd despatch! With what expedition would he bring disputes to an upshot! What an abbreviator and clawer off of lawsuits, reconciler of differences, examiner and fumbler of bags, peruser of bills, scribbler of rough drafts, and engrosser of deeds would he not make! Well, friar, spare your breath to cool your porridge. Come, let's now talk with deliberation, fairly and softly, as lawyers go to heaven. Let's know how you victual the venereal camp. How is the snatchblatch? Fri. Rough. Pan. How is the gateway? Fri. Free. Pan. And how is it within? Fri. Deep. Pan. I mean, what weather is it there? Fri. Hot. Pan. What shadows the brooks? Fri. Groves. Pan. Of what's the colour of the twigs? Fri. Red. Pan. And that of the old? Fri. Grey. Pan. How are you when you shake? Fri. Brisk. Pan. How is their motion? Fri. Quick. Pan. Would you have them vault or wriggle more? Fri. Less. Pan. What kind of tools are yours? Fri. Big. Pan. And in their helves? Fri. Round. Pan. Of what colour is the tip? Fri. Red. Pan. When they've even used, how are they? Fri. Shrunk. Pan. How much weighs each bag of tools? Fri. Pounds. Pan. How hang your pouches? Fri. Tight. Pan. How are they when you've done? Fri. Lank. Pan. Now, by the oath you have taken, tell me, when you have a mind to cohabit, how you throw 'em? Fri. Down. Pan. And what do they say then? Fri. Fie. Pan. However, like maids, they say nay, and take it; and speak the less, but think the more, minding the work in hand; do they not? Fri. True. Pan. Do they get you bai
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