original cartoons. There is a good architect's drawing board in
use by a window and a rack containing many rolls of drawings and
prints_.
TED _is sitting on the couch, reading an old book. He wears a once
excellent but now threadbare suit_.
TIPPY _wears shabby old dressing gown, short. He has no trousers
on. He is pressing his pants on an ironing board._
_Each is silent and preoccupied_, KEN _makes a finishing touch with
color brush, then turns his board down to a more vertical position
and backs off, surveying his work_.
KEN. Take a squint at that, Tippy.
[TIPPY _carefully turns iron on end and steps over to look at
drawing._]
TIPPY. H'm. Very charming. Very charming. If Comrade Stalin could
see that he would order one for each member of his harem.
KEN. That's a bum joke. Not even Hearst has accused Stalin of
irregularity in his private life.
TIPPY. Sorry. That comes of my not reading Hearst.
KEN. What's more, this drawing's not intended for the Soviets. It's
distinctly American.
TIPPY. But Ken, they like it Americanskee. They approve of the way
we _do_ our living, if not of the way we _get_ it.
KEN. They like our gadgets. The plans I sent to Moscow were all
American inside. But the exteriors were different.
TIPPY. [_Slaps him on shoulder and returns to pants pressing._]
Well, keep at it, old man. All things come to those who work while
they wait.
KEN. Work. I just do this to keep from going nuts.
TIPPY. O. K. Keep occupied. American recovery may yet prove
speedier than Soviet red tape.
KEN. I've given up hope of hearing from Moscow. It's been five
months ...
TIPPY. Make allowances for bureaucracy, Ken.
They're in such a hurry over there they haven't time to do
anything.
KEN. [_Starts to remove drawing._] I don't want Martin to see this.
He'd never forgive me if he knew I'd quit working on stuff for
Russia.
TIPPY. Hi, Ted! Give a look on your fellow artist's work.
[KEN _stands aside_, TED _rises politely, keeping finger in place
in book and looking at drawing briefly._]
TED. [_Indifferently._] It's very nice.
[_He goes back to couch and his book_, KEN _removes drawing and
rolls it up_. TIPPY _finishes pants and cuts off iron_, MARTIN'S
_voice heard in hall, singing._]
MARTIN. Belaya armeya chornee barone
Snova gotovyat nam tsarskee trone
[MARTIN _enters, marching and singing._]
No ot tigee doe bretanskeye Morye
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