irit?

Old Woman:

Ha, what would ye have?

Michael Perez:

My Goods again, how came my Trunks all open?

Old Woman:

Are your Trunks open?

Michael Perez:

Yes, and Cloaths gone,
And Chains, and Jewels: how she smells like hung Beef,
The Palsey, and Picklocks, fye, how she belches,
The Spirit of Garlick.

Old Woman:

Where's your Gentlewoman?
The young fair Woman?

Michael Perez:

What's that to my question?
She is my wife, and gone about my business.

Maid:

Is she your Wife, Sir?

Michael Perez:

Yes Sir, is that wonder?
Is the name of Wife unknown here?

Old Woman:

Is she truly, truly your Wife?

Michael Perez:

I think so, for I married her;
It was no Vision sure!

Maid:

She has the Keys, Sir.

Michael Perez:

I know she has, but who has all my goods, Spirit?

Old Woman:

If you be married to that Gentlewoman,
You are a wretched man, she has twenty Husbands.

Maid:

She tells you true.

Old Woman:

And she has cozen'd all, Sir.

Michael Perez:

The Devil she has! I had a fair house with her,
201] That stands hard by, and furnisht royally.

Old Woman:

You are cozen'd too, 'tis none of hers, good Gentleman.

Maid:

The Lady _Margarita_, she was her Servant,
And kept the house, but going from her, Sir,
For some lewd tricks she plaid.

Michael Perez:

Plague o' the Devil,
Am I i'th' full Meridian of my Wisedom
Cheated by a stale Quean! what kind of Lady
Is that that owes the House?

Old Woman:

A young sweet Lady.

Michael Perez:

Of a low stature?

Old Woman:

She is indeed but little, but she is wondrous fair.

Michael Perez:

I feel I am cozen'd;
Now I am sensible I am undone,
This is the very Woman sure, that Cousin
She told me would entreat but for four days,
To make the house hers; I am entreated sweetly.

Maid:

When she went out this morning, that I saw, Sir,
She had two Women at the door attending,
And there she gave 'em things, and loaded 'em,
But what they were--I heard your Trunks to open,
If they be yours?

Michael Perez:

They were mine while they were laden,
But now they have cast their Calves, they are not worth
Owning: was she her