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season which we have denominated _A Household Revolution_, and that they
have had two or three _Last Quarrels_.

"Adolphe," she says, "do you want to do me a favor?"

"Of course."

"Won't you refuse?"

"If your request is reasonable, I am willing--"

"Ah, already--that's a true husband's word--if--"

"Come, what is it?"

"I want to learn to ride on horseback."

"Now, is it a possible thing, Caroline?"

Caroline looks out of the window, and tries to wipe away a dry tear.

"Listen," resumes Adolphe; "I cannot let you go alone to the
riding-school; and I cannot go with you while business gives me the
annoyance it does now. What's the matter? I think I have given you
unanswerable reasons."

Adolphe foresees the hiring of a stable, the purchase of a pony,
the introduction of a groom and of a servant's horse into the
establishment--in short, all the nuisance of female lionization.

When a man gives a woman reasons instead of giving her what she
wants--well, few men have ventured to descend into that small abyss
called the heart, to test the power of the tempest that suddenly bursts
forth there.

"Reasons! If you want reasons, here they are!" exclaims Caroline. "I am
your wife: you don't seem to care to please me any more. And as to the
expenses, you greatly overrate them, my dear."

Women have as many inflections of voice to pronounce these words, _My
dear_, as the Italians have to say _Amico_. I have counted twenty-nine
which express only various degrees of hatred.

"Well, you'll see," resumes Caroline, "I shall be sick, and you will pay
the apothecary and the doctor as much as the price of a horse. I shall
be walled up here at home, and that's all you want. I asked the favor of
you, though I was sure of a refusal: I only wanted to know how you would
go to work to give it."

"But, Caroline--"

"Leave me alone at the riding-school!" she continues without listening.
"Is that a reason? Can't I go with Madame de Fischtaminel? Madame de
Fischtaminel is learning to ride on horseback, and I don't imagine that
Monsieur de Fischtaminel goes with her."

"But, Caroline--"

"I am delighted with your solicitude. You think a great deal of me,
really. Monsieur de Fischtaminel has more confidence in his wife, than
you have in yours. He does not go with her, not he! Perhaps it's on
account of this confidence that you don't want me at the school, where I
might see your goings on with the fair Fischtaminel."

Ado