ong time. The trouble
with you reformers,' he adds, solemn, 'is that, when it comes to
political doin's, you ain't practical.'

"As for Stingy Gabe, he shut up his fine house and moved to New York.
Said he was through with helpin' the moral tone.

"'When I die,' he says to me, 'if I go to the bad place I may start in
reformin' that. It don't need it no more'n South Orham does, but 'twill
be enough sight easier job.'

"And," concluded Captain Stitt, as soon as he could be heard above the
"Haw! haws!" caused by the Honorable Holway's final summing-up of his
native town, "I ain't so sure that he was greatly mistook. What do you
think, Sol?"

The depot master shook his head. "Don't know, Bailey," he answered,
dryly. "I'll have to visit both places 'fore I give an opinion. I HAVE
been to South Orham, but the neighborhood that your friend Gabe compared
it to I ain't seen--yet. I put on that 'yet,'" he added, with a wink,
"'cause I knew Sim Phinney would if I didn't."

Captain Bailey rose and covered a yawn with a plump hand.

"I believe I'll go over to Obed's and turn in," he said. "I'm sleepy as
a minister's horse tonight. You don't mind, do you, Obed?"

"No-o," replied Mr. Gott, slowly. "No, I don't, 'special. I kind of
thought I'd run into the club a few minutes and see some of the other
fellers. But it ain't important--not very."

The "club" was one of the rooms over Mr. Higgins's store and post
office. It had been recently fitted up with chairs and tables from
its members' garrets and, when the depot and store were closed, was a
favorite gathering place of those reckless ones who cared to "set up
late"--that is, until eleven o'clock. Most of the men in town belonged,
but many, Captain Berry among them, visited the room but seldom.

"Checkers," said the depot master, referring to the "club's" favorite
game, "is too deliberately excitin' for me. To watch Beriah Higgins and
Ezra Weeks fightin' out a game of checkers is like gettin' your feet
froze in January and waitin' for spring to come and thaw 'em out. It's a
numbin' kind of dissipation."

But Obed Gott was a regular attendant at the "club," and to-night he
had a particular reason for wishing to be there. His cousin noticed his
hesitation and made haste to relieve his mind.

"That's all right, Obed," he said, "go to the club, by all means. I
ain't such a stranger at your house that I can't find my way to bed
without help. Good-night, Sim. Good-night, Issy.