m was the banjo. On his face was that
maddeningly good-natured smile of his.
"What are you doing in my car?" demanded the rasping voice.
Willoughby did not answer for a moment, but simply stood there
smiling.
Then he said, "Entirely my fault. Your chauffeur is in no way to
blame. The fact is we couldn't get a taxi, and my brother being rather
delicate----"
"What, another?" barked the rasper.
There was nothing for it. Acutely conscious as I was how emphatically
my countenance, flushed by the exertions of the evening, belied
Willoughby's description of "delicate," it was impossible for me to
remain in the car, and I stepped heavily out.
"It rhymes with _hat_," said Willoughby softly.
* * * * *
As we slunk off down the Square, after as painful a five minutes as
I care to remember, Willoughby kept repeating, "Very unlucky--_very_
unlucky," till we arrived at our own door. Then he began to laugh.
"And what is the joke?" I asked.
"There is no joke," he said--"no joke at all."
"Indeed there is not," I said bitterly. "You must remember that,
unlike yourself, I live here permanently."
"I realise it," said Willoughby. "But do you not think, on
consideration, that that really gives you the advantage? I mean, you
have thus the opportunity of living down the unfortunate accusation of
inebriety that has been brought against us, which I shall not be in a
position to do."
I hate living things down.
* * * * *
COMMERCIAL CANDOUR.
From a restaurant bill-of-fare:--
"Develled Leg of Foul and Curly Bacon, 2/6."
* * * * *
"WORMWOOD SCRUBS'S ILL-HEALTH.
RELEASED TO PRIVATE HOSPITAL.
Mr. Kelly, the Lord Mayor of Dublin, has released Wormwood
Scrubs owing to his health."--_Australian Paper._
Some trouble in the cellular system, we gather.
* * * * *
Mr. JAMES SEXTON, M.P., who was howled down at a meeting at St. Helens
recently, said he refused to bow the knee to a lot of body-snatchers
who wanted him to sacrifice his manhood and conscience to satisfy
their inclinations. A self-respecting sexton could do no less.
ROYAL ACADEMY--FIRST DEPRESSIONS.
[Illustration: A SPIRITED REPRESENTATION OF "CA' CANNY" ON THE KENTISH
COAST DURING THE INITIAL WORK ON THE CHANNEL TUNNEL, _circ._ B.C.
200.]
[Illustration: THE BULL-DOG BREED.
AN AGED COUPLE, THEIR
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