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ith a grand blue-fire _tableaux_. The room resembles the Black Hole of Calcutta!--Hundreds of little itching fingers are longing to be amongst that pound of raisins, in spirits--all eager, as imps, for the fiendish sport; the darkness and suspense rendering it very exciting--causing Master Jewel (a model boy), who is "wanted directly," to make no answer from the sable mass; until, the summons being repeated, he says something that sounds very like "shan't come!"--and, Master Jewel does not come, until he has had his portion of the fiery food that is flying about in every direction. [Illustration: MASTER MERRY AS HE APPEARED WHEN HE WAS "FETCHED"!!!] [Illustration] [Illustration: END OF JUVENILE PARTY. MASTER BROWN FEELS AS IF HE HAD HAD A GOOD MANY GOOD THINGS.] During the last hour Cook and John have held a _soiree_ below, to all the neighbouring domestics, who are awaiting to escort home their little masters and mistresses--they are regaling upon ale and sandwiches, in the servants' hall; whilst that most interesting topic, "every body's business," is being discussed:--Mrs. Pest's maid assuring all, upon her sacred word and honour, that Mrs. Pest is not a angel, or the "Pest-house" a paradise, though it may look pretty over the garden-wall; and, moreover, Mrs. P.'s maid said she were of opinion the public knowed it, too; for t'other night some one painted out the fust letters, ag'in our door-post--making the direction, at the corner of the lane, "Placid Vale," read "_acid ale_" instead,--no compliment, as the maid said, to Mr. "Pest, Pewter, and Co.'s Entire;"--at the same time observing, that it sarved 'em right! And, "as I hope, afore next Heaster, to lose my blessed Virgin Mary name, I'd go--if it wer'n't for the pale-ale-tory circumstances, I'd warn Missus! It was only yesterday, jist arter Mr. Pest had gone to Brewhus, in Liquorish St., that we had a scrimmage about flounces; and jist as I was a-going to fling my resignation at her--'tending to go out every evenin', till the month was up, in a gound zactly like Missus' own (lilock, with seven flounces)--well, jist when I was on the pint o' naming the word, I think'd o' little Ned Pest; and, as I loved the dear little fellow more than a paltry frock, I con'scended to stay!" Here the gardening-groom at the "Snuggery," opposite, grinned and winked horribly, observing something about little Ned's being a "surfeit of finery"--finery that had to be show
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