for your conduct sufficient to enable you to overlook that fact, you may
dispose of me. My friend here has, it seems, reason to be proud of his
connections. That you may not subsequently bring the charge against
me of having led you to "soil your hands"--as your friend there terms
it--I, with all the willingness in the world to chastise you or him
for your impertinence, must first give you a fair chance of escape, by
telling you that my father was a tailor.'

The countenance of Mr. Raikes at the conclusion of this speech was a
painful picture. He knocked the table passionately, exclaiming:

'Who'd have thought it?'

Yet he had known it. But he could not have thought it possible for a man
to own it publicly.

Indeed, Evan could not have mentioned it, but for hot fury and the ale.
It was the ale in him expelling truth; and certainly, to look at him,
none would have thought it.

'That will do,' said Laxley, lacking the magnanimity to despise the
advantage given him, 'you have chosen the very best means of saving your
skins.'

'We 'll come to you when our supply of clothes runs short,' added Harry.
'A snip!'

'Pardon me!' said Evan, with his eyes slightly widening, 'but if you
come to me, I shall no longer give you a choice of behaviour. I wish
you good-night, gentlemen. I shall be in this house, and am to be
found here, till ten o'clock to-morrow morning. Sir,' he addressed
the chairman, 'I must apologize to you for this interruption to your
kindness, for which I thank you very sincerely. It 's "good-night," now,
sir,' he pursued, bowing, and holding out his hand, with a smile.

The chairman grasped it: 'You're a hot-headed young fool, sir: you're
an ill-tempered ferocious young ass. Can't you see another young donkey
without joining company in kicks-eh? Sit down, and don't dare to spoil
the fun any more. You a tailor! Who'll believe it? You're a nobleman in
disguise. Didn't your friend say so?--ha! ha! Sit down.' He pulled out
his watch, and proclaiming that he was born into this world at the hour
about to strike, called for a bumper all round.

While such of the company as had yet legs and eyes unvanquished by
the potency of the ale, stood up to drink and cheer, Mark, the waiter,
scurried into the room, and, to the immense stupefaction of the
chairman, and amusement of his guests, spread the news of the immediate
birth of a little stranger on the premises, who was declared by Dr.
Pillie to be a lusty boy, and