gh--His
Youth--His Parents--His Tactics--His Fight--His Extinction--John
Bright--Jacob Bright--Sir Isaac Holden--Lord Derby--A Political
Prophecy--A Lucky Guess--My Confession in the _Times_--The Joke that
Failed--The Seer--Fair Play--I deny being a Conservative--I am
Encouraged--Chaff--Reprimanded--Misprinted--Misunderstood
_pp._ 154--214

CHAPTER VII.

"PUNCH."

Two _Punch_ Editors--_Punch's_ Hump--My First _Punch_ Dinner--Charles
Keene--"Robert"--W. H. Bradbury--du Maurier--"Kiki"--A Trip to the
Place of his Birth--He Hates Me--A Practical Joke--du Maurier's
Strange Model--No Sportsman--Tea--Appollinaris--My First
Contribution--My Record--Parliament--Press Gallery Official--I Feel
Small--The "Black Beetle"--Professor Rogers--Sergeant-at-Arms'
Room--Styles of Work--Privileges--Dr. Percy--I Sit in the Table--The
Villain of Art--The New Cabinet--Criticism--_Punch's_ Historical
Cartoons--Darwen MacNeill--Scenes in the Lobby--A Technical
Assault--John Burns's "Invention"--John Burns's Promise--John Burns's
Insult--The Lay of Swift MacNeill--The Truth--Sir Frank
Lockwood--"Grand Cross"--Lockwood's Little Sketch--Lockwood's Little
Joke in the House--Lockwood's Little Joke at Dinner--Lewis Carroll and
_Punch_--Gladstone's Head--Sir William's
Portrait--Ciphers--Reversion--_Punch_ at Play--Three _Punch_ Men in a
Boat--Squaring up--Two Pins Club--Its One Joke--Its One Horse--Its
Mystery--Artistic Duties--Lord Russell--Furious Riding--Before the
Beak--Burnand and I in the Saddle--Caricaturing Pictures for
_Punch_--Art under Glass--Arthur Cecil--My Other Eye--The Ridicule
that Kills--Red Tape--_Punch_ in Prison--I make a Mess of
it--Waterproof--"I used your Soap two years ago"--Charles
Keene--Charles Barber--_Punch's_ Advice--_Punch's_ Wives
_pp._ 215--302

[Illustration: HARRY FURNISS'S (EGYPTIAN STYLE). _From "Punch."_]

LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS.

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My Caricature of Mr. Gladstone _Frontispiece_

Initial "In." Writing my Confessions. A Visitor's Snapshot 1

My Mother 3

My Father