to the yard, sir, got out the
two bicycles, sir, and went off, sir--about twenty minutes ago."

Bechamel stood with his eyes round and his knuckle on his hips. Stephen,
watching him with immense enjoyment, speculated whether this abandoned
husband would weep or curse, or rush off at once in furious pursuit. But
as yet he seemed merely stunned.

"Brown clothes?" he said. "And fairish?"

"A little like yourself, sir--in the dark. The ostler, sir, Jim Duke--"

Bechamel laughed awry. Then, with infinite fervour, he said--But let us
put in blank cartridge--he said, "------!"

"I might have thought!"

He flung himself into the armchair.

"Damn her," said Bechamel, for all the world like a common man. "I'll
chuck this infernal business! They've gone, eigh?"

"Yessir."

"Well, let 'em GO," said Bechamel, making a memorable saying. "Let 'em
GO. Who cares? And I wish him luck. And bring me some Bourbon as fast as
you can, there's a good chap. I'll take that, and then I'll have another
look round Bognor before I turn in."

Stephen was too surprised to say anything but "Bourbon, sir?"

"Go on," said Bechamel. "Damn you!"

Stephen's sympathies changed at once. "Yessir," he murmured, fumbling
for the door handle, and left the room, marvelling. Bechamel, having in
this way satisfied his sense of appearances, and comported himself as a
Pagan should, so soon as the waiter's footsteps had passed, vented the
cream of his feelings in a stream of blasphemous indecency. Whether his
wife or HER stepmother had sent the detective, SHE had evidently gone
off with him, and that little business was over. And he was here,
stranded and sold, an ass, and as it were, the son of many generations
of asses. And his only ray of hope was that it seemed more probable,
after all, that the girl had escaped through her stepmother. In
which case the business might be hushed up yet, and the evil hour of
explanation with his wife indefinitely postponed. Then abruptly the
image of that lithe figure in grey knickerbockers went frisking across
his mind again, and he reverted to his blasphemies. He started up in a
gusty frenzy with a vague idea of pursuit, and incontinently sat down
again with a concussion that stirred the bar below to its depths. He
banged the arms of the chair with his fist, and swore again. "Of all the
accursed fools that were ever spawned," he was chanting, "I, Bechamel--"
when with an abrupt tap and prompt opening of the door, Step