st remaining, under his berth, but he--"

Captain Trigger: "How did you happen to get into that room, young man?
The doors are never unlocked when the rooms are unoccupied."

Mr. Percival: "You are mistaken, sir. I found at least three stateroom
doors unlocked that night, and my search was by no means extensive."

Captain Trigger: "This is most extraordinary, Mr. Mott,--if true."

Mr. Mott: "It shall be looked into, sir."

Captain Trigger: "Go on, young man."

Mr. Percival: "I tried another room in the second cabin, but had
to abandon it also. It had no regular occupant,--it was Number 221
remember,--but along about midnight two men opened the door with a key
and came in. They were stewards. I gathered that they were getting
the room ready for someone else, so when they departed,--very quietly,
sir,--I sneaked out and decided to try for accommodations in the first
cabin. I--"

Mr. Mott: "Did you say stewards?"

Mr. Percival: "That's what I took them to be."

Captain Trigger: "You are either lying, young man, or plumb crazy."

Mr. Percival, with dignity: "The latter is quite possible, Captain,--but
not the former. I managed quite easily to get from the second cabin to
the first. You'd be surprised to know how simple it was. Running without
lights as you do, sir, simplified things tremendously. I found a very
sick and dejected Jewish gentleman trying to die in the least exposed
corner of the promenade deck. At least, he said he didn't want to live.
I offered to put him to bed and to sit up with him all night if it would
make him feel a little less like passing away. He lurched at the chance.
I accompanied him to his stateroom, and so got a few much-needed
hours of repose, despite his groans. I also ate his breakfast for him.
Skirmishing around this morning, I found there were no unoccupied rooms
in the first cabin, so I decided that we were far enough from land for
me to reveal myself to the officer of the day,--if that's what you call
'em on board ship,--with a very honest and laudable desire to work my
passage home. I can only add, Captain, that I am ready and willing to do
anything from swabbing floors on the upper deck to passing coal at the
bottom of the ship."

Captain Trigger stared hard at the young man, a puzzled expression in
his eyes.

"You appear to be a gentleman," he said at last. "Why are you on board
this ship as a stowaway? Don't you know that I can put you in irons,
confine you to the brig,