helpless rage.
"Blank the blank ENCHANTED thing to blank!"
(I beg here to refer the fastidious and cultivated reader to the only
adjective I have dared transcribe of this actual oath which I once had
the honor of hearing. He will I trust not fail to recognize the old
classic daemon in this wild western objurgation.)
"Who did it?" asked Thatcher.
Yuba Bill did not reply, but dashed up again to the box, unlocked the
"boot," and screamed out:
"The man that stole your portmantle,--Wiles!"
Thatcher laughed:
"Don't worry about that, Bill. A 'biled' shirt, an extra collar, and a
few papers. Nothing more."
Yuba Bill slowly descended. When he reached the ground, he plucked
Thatcher aside by his coat sleeve:
"Ye don't mean to say ye had nothing in that bag ye was trying to get
away with?"
"No," said the laughing Thatcher frankly.
"And that Wiles warn't one o' them detectives?"
"Not to my knowledge, certainly."
Yuba Bill sighed sadly, and returned to assist in the replacing of the
coach on its wheels again.
"Never mind, Bill," said one of the passengers sympathizingly, "we'll
catch that man Wiles at Rawlings sure;" and he looked around at the
inchoate vigilance committee, already "rounding into form" about him.
"Ketch him!" returned Yuba Bill, derisively, "why we've got to go back
to the station; and afore we're off agin he's pinted fur Clarmont on the
relay we lose. Ketch him! H-ll's full of such ketches!"
There was clearly nothing to do but to go back to the station to await
the repairing of the coach. While this was being done Yuba Bill again
drew Thatcher aside:
"I allers suspected that chap's game eye, but I didn't somehow allow
for anything like this. I reckoned it was only the square thing to
look arter things gen'rally, and 'specially your traps. So, to purvent
troubil, and keep things about ekal, ez he was goin' away, I sorter
lifted this yer bag of hiz outer the tail board of his sleigh. I don't
know as it is any exchange or compensation, but it may give ye a chance
to spot him agin, or him you. It strikes me as bein' far-minded and
squar';" and with these words he deposited at the feet of the astounded
Thatcher the black travelling bag of Mr. Wiles.
"But, Bill,--see here! I can't take this!" interrupted Thatcher hastily.
"You can't swear that he's taken my bag,--and--and,--blank it all,--this
won't do, you know. I've no right to this man's things, even if--"
"Hold your hosse
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