FREE BOOKS

Author's List




PREV.   NEXT  
|<   55   56   57   58   59   60   61   62   63   64   65   66   67   68   69   70   71   72   73   74   75   76   77   78   79  
80   81   82   83   84   85   86   87   88   89   90   91   92   93   94   95   96   97   98   99   100   101   102   103   104   >>   >|  
by. "Hello, who are those chaps?" cried Roger. "One of them looked like Nat Poole to me," answered Dave. "Wonder what they are doing here?" "Came to see what was going on, I suppose." "I don't like fellows like Nat Poole to be hanging around," remarked Buster Beggs. The fire had been burning low, but now it was stirred up and more dry branches were piled on top, creating a roaring blaze. By the flickering glare the masked figures looked decidedly fantastic. Up to that moment the club members had been undecided what to do with Gus Plum. Some were in favor of taking off his shoes and socks and letting him down into the river through a hole in the ice, wetting him up to his knees. Others wanted him to crawl on his hands and knees to another spot on the river, quarter of a mile away. Still others wanted to make a snow house and shut him inside for awhile, letting him breathe through a piece of gaspipe which had been brought along. Others wanted him to make a ten minutes' speech on "What Mackerels Have Done for Astronomy," or some subject equally "deep." "Let us have the speech, at least first," suggested Dave. "All right, give us the subject," answered Phil, after a consultation with the other officers. "All right, I will," answered Dave, after a moment's thought. "Better take the bag off his head first." This was quickly removed, and Gus Plum was made to stand up on a rock close to the fire. "Wretch, listen!" came from one of the masked figures. "It is decreed that thou must speak for ten minutes by the second-splitting watch on a subject that shall be given to thee. Shouldst thou fail, it will be a whacking with staves for thine. Dost thou agree?" "Speak on what?" "Here is the subject," said Dave, in a disguised voice that was thin and piping: "If a Pail Lets Out Water When it Leaks, Why Doesn't a Boat Do the Same Thing?" And a snicker went round at this question. "Thou hast heard the subject. Art prepared to discourse?" asked one of the Gee Eyes. "Sure thing," answered Gus Plum, after a moment of thought. He struck an attitude. "My subject is a most profound one, first broached by Cicero to Henry Clay, during the first trip of the beloved pair to Coney Island." "Hurrah! Hooroo!" came from one of the club members. "Cicero had been speaking to just such a crowd of convicts as I am now addressing--thieves, murderers, and those who had failed to shovel the snow from their sidewalks
PREV.   NEXT  
|<   55   56   57   58   59   60   61   62   63   64   65   66   67   68   69   70   71   72   73   74   75   76   77   78   79  
80   81   82   83   84   85   86   87   88   89   90   91   92   93   94   95   96   97   98   99   100   101   102   103   104   >>   >|  



Top keywords:

subject

 

answered

 

wanted

 

moment

 

letting

 

masked

 
figures
 

minutes

 

speech

 

members


looked
 

thought

 

Cicero

 

Others

 

disguised

 

failed

 

piping

 

Shouldst

 
decreed
 

sidewalks


listen

 
Wretch
 

splitting

 

whacking

 

staves

 
shovel
 

profound

 
attitude
 

convicts

 

struck


broached

 

beloved

 

Hurrah

 

Island

 

speaking

 

Hooroo

 

snicker

 
thieves
 

murderers

 

question


prepared
 
discourse
 

addressing

 
creating
 
roaring
 
branches
 

stirred

 

flickering

 

taking

 

decidedly