e things
troubled him personally--the less idle leisure for thought the better,
and no real man minds physical hardship--there is no indignity in
labour _per se_ any more than there is dignity....

"'Ere, Maffewson, you bone-idle, moonin' waster," bawled the raucous
voice of Lance-Corporal Prag, and Dam's soaring spirit fell to earth.

The first officer to whom Trooper Matthewson gave his smart respectful
salute as he stood on sentry-duty was the Major, the Second-in-Command
of the Queen's Greys, newly rejoined from furlough,--a belted Earl,
famous for his sporting habit of riding always and everywhere without
a saddle--who, as a merry subaltern, had been Lieutenant Lord
Ochterlonie and Adjutant of the Queen's Greys at Bimariabad in India.
There, he had, almost daily, taken upon his knee, shoulder, saddle,
or dog-cart, the chubby son of his polo and pig-sticking exemplar,
Colonel Matthew Devon de Warrenne.

The sentry had a dim idea that he had seen the Major somewhere before.

CHAPTER IX.

A SNAKE AVENGES A HADDOCK AND LUCILLE BEHAVES IN AN UN-SMELLIEAN
MANNER.

Finding himself free for the afternoon, and the proud possessor of
several shillings, "Trooper Matthewson" decided to walk to Folkestone,
attend an attractively advertised concert on the pier, and then
indulge in an absolutely private meal in some small tea-room or
confectioner's shop.

Arrayed in scarlet shell-jacket, white-striped overalls, and pill-box
cap, he started forth, carrying himself as though exceeding proud to
be what he was, and wondering whether a swim in the sea, which should
end somewhere between Shorncliffe and Dieppe (and end his troubles
too), would not be a better pastime.

Arrived at the Folkestone pier, Dam approached the ticket office at
the entrance and tendered his shilling to the oily-curled, curly-nosed
young Jew who sat at the receipt of custom.

"Clear out o' this," said Levi Solomonson.

"I want a ticket for the concert," said Dam, not understanding.

"Would you like a row o' stalls to sprawl your dirty carcase on?...
Outside, I tell yer, Tommy Atkins, this ain't a music-'all nor yet a
pub. Soldiers _not_ ''alf-price to cheap seats' nor yet
full-price--nor yet for ten pound a time. Out yer go, lobster."

The powerful hand of Damocles de Warrenne approached the window and,
for a second, Mr. Levi Solomonson was in danger--but only for a
second. Dam was being well-broken-in, and quickly realized that he was
no