ge Sampson, speak! What did I tell you about those
Boffins?'

Mr Sampson perceiving his frail bark to be labouring among shoals and
breakers, thought it safest not to refer back to any particular thing
that he had been told, lest he should refer back to the wrong thing.
With admirable seamanship he got his bark into deep water by murmuring
'Yes indeed.'

'Yes! I told George Sampson, as George Sampson tells you, said Miss
Lavvy, 'that those hateful Boffins would pick a quarrel with Bella, as
soon as her novelty had worn off. Have they done it, or have they not?
Was I right, or was I wrong? And what do you say to us, Bella, of your
Boffins now?'

'Lavvy and Ma,' said Bella, 'I say of Mr and Mrs Boffin what I always
have said; and I always shall say of them what I always have said. But
nothing will induce me to quarrel with any one to-night. I hope you
are not sorry to see me, Ma dear,' kissing her; 'and I hope you are not
sorry to see me, Lavvy,' kissing her too; 'and as I notice the lettuce
Ma mentioned, on the table, I'll make the salad.'

Bella playfully setting herself about the task, Mrs Wilfer's impressive
countenance followed her with glaring eyes, presenting a combination
of the once popular sign of the Saracen's Head, with a piece of
Dutch clock-work, and suggesting to an imaginative mind that from the
composition of the salad, her daughter might prudently omit the vinegar.
But no word issued from the majestic matron's lips. And this was more
terrific to her husband (as perhaps she knew) than any flow of eloquence
with which she could have edified the company.

'Now, Ma dear,' said Bella in due course, 'the salad's ready, and it's
past supper-time.'

Mrs Wilfer rose, but remained speechless. 'George!' said Miss Lavinia
in her voice of warning, 'Ma's chair!' Mr Sampson flew to the excellent
lady's back, and followed her up close chair in hand, as she stalked
to the banquet. Arrived at the table, she took her rigid seat, after
favouring Mr Sampson with a glare for himself, which caused the young
gentleman to retire to his place in much confusion.

The cherub not presuming to address so tremendous an object, transacted
her supper through the agency of a third person, as 'Mutton to your Ma,
Bella, my dear'; and 'Lavvy, I dare say your Ma would take some lettuce
if you were to put it on her plate.' Mrs Wilfer's manner of receiving
those viands was marked by petrified absence of mind; in which state,
likewise,