figured duly
That, if we appraised him truly,
Horace must have been a brick;
And no wonder that with ranting
Rhymes he went a-gallivanting
Round with sprightly Lydia Dick!
For that pink of female gender
Tall and shapely was, and slender,
Plump of neck and bust and arms;
While the raiment that invested
Her so jealously suggested
Certain more potential charms.
Those dark eyes of hers that fired him,
Those sweet accents that inspired him,
And her crown of glorious hair,--
These things baffle my description:
I should have a fit conniption
If I tried; so I forbear.
Maybe Lydia had her betters;
Anyway, this man of letters
Took that charmer as his pick.
Glad--yes, glad I am to know it!
I, a _fin de siecle_ poet,
Sympathize with Lydia Dick!
Often in my arbor shady
I fall thinking of that lady,
And the pranks she used to play;
And I'm cheered,--for all we sages
Joy when from those distant ages
Lydia dances down our way.
Otherwise some folks might wonder,
With good reason, why in thunder
Learned professors, dry and prim,
Find such solace in the giddy
Pranks that Horace played with Liddy
Or that Liddy played on him.
Still this world of ours rejoices
In those ancient singing voices,
And our hearts beat high and quick,
To the cadence of old Tiber
Murmuring praise of roistering Liber
And of charming Lydia Dick.
Still Digentia, downward flowing,
Prattleth to the roses blowing
By the dark, deserted grot.
Still Soracte, looming lonely,
Watcheth for the coming only
Of a ghost that cometh not.
LIZZIE.
I WONDER ef all wimmin air
Like Lizzie is when we go out
To theaters an' concerts where
Is things the papers talk about.
Do other wimmin fret an' stew
Like they wuz bein' crucified,--
Frettin' a show or concert through,
With wonderin' ef the baby cried?
Now Lizzie knows that gran'ma's there
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