nsieur Benoit, approaching the
bed.
"Monsieur Benoit! Good morning. What has given me the pleasure of this
visit?"
"I have come to remind you that it is the 15th of April."
"Already! How time flies, it is extraordinary, I must see about buying a
pair of summer trousers. The 15th of April. Good heavens! I should never
have thought of it but for you, Monsieur Benoit. What gratitude I owe
you for this!"
"You also owe me a hundred and sixty-two francs," replied Monsieur
Benoit, "and it is time this little account was settled."
"I am not in any absolute hurry--do not put yourself out, Monsieur
Benoit. I will give you time."
"But," said the landlord, "you have already put me off several times."
"In that case let us come to a settlement, Monsieur Benoit, let us come
to a settlement, it is all the same to me today as tomorrow. Besides we
are all mortal. Let us come to a settlement."
An amiable smile smoothed the landlord wrinkles and even his empty bag
swelled with hope.
"What do I owe you?" asked Rodolphe.
"In the first place, we have three months' rent at twenty-five francs,
that makes seventy-five francs."
"Errors excepted," said Rodolphe. "And then?"
"Then three pairs of boots at twenty francs."
"One moment, one moment, Monsieur Benoit, do not let us mix matters,
this is no longer to do with the landlord but the bootmaker. I want a
separate account. Accounts are a serious thing, we must not get
muddled."
"Very good," said Monsieur Benoit, softened by the hope of at length
writing "Paid" at the foot of his accounts. "Here is a special bill for
the boots. Three pairs of boots at twenty francs, sixty francs."
Rodolphe cast a look of pity on a pair of worn out boots.
"Alas!" he thought, "they could not be worse if they had been worn by
the Wandering Jew. Yet it was in running after Marie that they got so
worn out. Go on, Monsieur Benoit."
"We were saying sixty francs," replied the latter. "Then money lent,
twenty seven francs."
"Stop a bit, Monsieur Benoit. We agreed that each dog would have his
kennel. It is as a friend that you lent me money. Therefore, if you
please, let us quit the regions of bootmaking and enter those of
confidence and friendship which require a separate account. How much
does your friendship for me amount to?"
"Twenty seven francs."
"Twenty seven francs. You have purchased a friend cheaply, Monsieur
Benoit. In short, we were saying, seventy five, sixty, and t
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