from Mark Antony, whose position enables him to learn every item
of news connected with the one subject of absorbing interest of
to-day.

[Illustration: "THERE WAS NOTHING IN THE POCKETS"]

"LATER.--While the coroner was summoning a jury, Mark Antony and
other friends of the late Caesar got hold of the body, and lugged
it off to the Forum, and at last accounts Antony and Brutus were
making speeches over it and raising such a row among the people
that, as we go to press, the chief of police is satisfied there
is going to be a riot, and is taking measures accordingly."

[Footnote 1: Mark that: It is hinted by William Shakespeare, who
saw the beginning and the end of the unfortunate affray, that this
"schedule" was simply a note discovering to Caesar that a plot was
brewing to take his life.]

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