e, Esquire, as chairman; a very imposing chair of office,
garnished with an ivory hammer and a little hand-bell; and a long table,
set out at intervals with sheets of blotting-paper, foolscap, clean
pens, and inkstands. The chairman having taken his seat with great
solemnity, the secretary supported him on his right hand, and the porter
stood bolt upright behind them, forming a warm background of waistcoat.
This was the board: everything else being a light-hearted little
fiction.
'Bullamy!' said Mr Tigg.
'Sir!' replied the porter.
'Let the Medical Officer know, with my compliments, that I wish to see
him.'
Bullamy cleared his throat, and bustled out into the office, crying 'The
Chairman of the Board wishes to see the Medical Officer. By your leave
there! By your leave!' He soon returned with the gentleman in question;
and at both openings of the board-room door--at his coming in and at
his going out--simple clients were seen to stretch their necks and
stand upon their toes, thirsting to catch the slightest glimpse of that
mysterious chamber.
'Jobling, my dear friend!' said Mr Tigg, 'how are you? Bullamy, wait
outside. Crimple, don't leave us. Jobling, my good fellow, I am glad to
see you.'
'And how are you, Mr Montague, eh?' said the Medical Officer, throwing
himself luxuriously into an easy-chair (they were all easy-chairs in the
board-room), and taking a handsome gold snuff-box from the pocket of his
black satin waistcoat. 'How are you? A little worn with business, eh? If
so, rest. A little feverish from wine, humph? If so, water. Nothing
at all the matter, and quite comfortable? Then take some lunch. A very
wholesome thing at this time of day to strengthen the gastric juices
with lunch, Mr Montague.'
The Medical Officer (he was the same medical officer who had followed
poor old Anthony Chuzzlewit to the grave, and who had attended Mrs
Gamp's patient at the Bull) smiled in saying these words; and casually
added, as he brushed some grains of snuff from his shirt-frill, 'I
always take it myself about this time of day, do you know!'
'Bullamy!' said the Chairman, ringing the little bell.
'Sir!'
'Lunch.'
'Not on my account, I hope?' said the doctor. 'You are very good. Thank
you. I'm quite ashamed. Ha, ha! if I had been a sharp practitioner,
Mr Montague, I shouldn't have mentioned it without a fee; for you may
depend upon it, my dear sir, that if you don't make a point of taking
lunch, you'll ver
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