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bishop Potter: 'Alack and well-a-day: Potter himself is turned to clay!' Horace Walpole wrote bitterly of Thomas Secker, Archbishop of Canterbury, that 'His grace signed his own proper name--Thomas _Cant._,' which would certainly have read better as 'Thomas Cantuar.' But the bishops' signatures have always been regarded as fair game. What puns have been made on the unhappy, because so obvious, 'Oxon!' In 1848, when Bishop Hampden was accused of heresy by the party headed by the Bishop of Oxford, the would-be satirist wrote that 'As once the Pope with fury full, When Luther laid his heavy knocks on, At the Reformer loosed a Bull-- So these at Hampden set an Ox-on.' Again, when Archdeacon Hale figured prominently in the old churchyard controversy, _Punch_ observed: 'The intramural churchyard's reeking pale Breathes health around it, says a reverend party; But though the spot may keep a parson Hale, Can people who in-hale its fumes be hearty?' Turning to the records of the other professions, one finds a good deal of the same sort of thing. Literature affords such examples as those which are supplied in the well-known lines by John Henley on William Broome and by Lord Byron on Tom Moore ('Now 'tis Moore that's Little'). There were journal writers before Greville and Carlyle, and, when Lady Bury published her 'Diary of the Times of George IV.,' Hood, no doubt, was justified in crying, as he did: 'Oh, may I die without a Diary, And be interred without a Bury-ing!' In a very different spirit were James Smith's lines on Miss Edgeworth's works: 'Good and bad join in telling the source of their birth; The bad own their _edge_, and the good own their _worth_.' The vocal and histrionic arts have often had their victims. Who can possibly have forgotten Luttrell's famous compliment to Miss Tree: 'On this Tree when a nightingale settles and sings, The Tree will return her as good as she brings.' Here, if ever, was a pun on a name defensible. Less well known is this quatrain on the famous actor, William Farren, who died in 1861: 'If Farren, cleverest of men, Should go to right-about, What part of town will he be then? Why, "Farren-done-Without"!' Those ladies of beauty and fashion whose names were susceptible at once of pun and compliment have naturally inspired the wits of their respective days. Thus, it was said of the charming sisters Gun
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