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ld Mare; she rid ramping on to The Fair, with a Whip and Spur. Such jogging, such flogging, Such splashing, such dashing, was ne'er seen there. Jolly _Tom_, cry'd out as she Come, thou Monkey Face, Punkey Face, lousey Face, Frouzey Face, hold thy Hand, Make a Stand, thou'lt be down. No Sooner _Tom._ spoke, but Down comes _Joan_, with her Head and Bum up and down, So that her A----se was shown. Bald Mare ran galloping all the Way home. _Temple, in a Gentleman's Chambers._ When _Phillis_ wore her brightest Face, All Men rejoic'd in every Grace: Her Patch, her Mein, her Forward Chin, Cry'd, Gentlemen, Pray who'll come in: But now her Wrinkles are come on her, } All Men who ever were upon her, } Cry out, a Fart upon her Honour. } _C. M._ _On a Wall, at a School in Norwich. In Dog Latin._ _J. Jackson_ currit _plenum sed_ Et laesit meum _magnum ad_. _R. L._ _The English Translation, Word for Word._ _J. Jackson_ run _full-butt_, And hurt my _Great Toe_. _Written on the Door of two celebrated Milliners._ Within this Place Lives _Minerva_ and _Grace_, An Angel hangs out at the Door; If you rise in the Night, And call for a Light, Then presently down comes a Wh----. _Angel, at Marlborough. Upon Miss M - - k._ Her Step delivers those her Eyes enslave, She looks to conquer, but she treads to save. _From a Window at Kidderminster, Worcestershire._ _A Scrap of a Lady's Life._ When first she wakes, a Sigh or two she fetches, Then rubs her Eyes,----and Arms and Legs she stretches! Oh! for a Husband, out she gently cries, If he were here,----he would not let me rise; But I must up, for Fear my Love should stay, And we should be too late at the new Play. Here, _Jenny_, reach my Slippers, bring the Pot; Then out she jumps, and down she gives a Squat, I think I need not tell you what to do, And then she lets a merry Crack or two. W. Overb - - ry. _Bog-House at Ludlow._ Two pitiful Dukes at our Race did appear; One bespoke him a Girl, the other new Geer, And both went away without paying I hear, For the Cheat lov'd his Money, and so did the Peer. _Underwritten._ You Rogue, Taylor shan't catch me, while your Legs they are cross'd. Don't cry, my dear Girl, since you have got more than you lost. _FINIS._
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