FREE BOOKS

Author's List




PREV.   NEXT  
|<   30   31   32   33   34   35   36   37   38   39   40   >>  
eginning to end, only skipping a few lists of names now and then, and we pledge our credit on the prediction, that you will be delighted as on a summer ramble, now in sunlight and now in moonlight, over hill and dale, adorned with towers, turrets, pinnacles of halls and churches, and the low roofs,--blue or brown, slated or strawed.-- "Of huts where poor men lie!" _Blackwood's Magazine._ * * * * * THE GATHERER. "A snapper-up of unconsidered trifles." SHAKSPEARE. * * * * * IAMBICS. Iambe was a servant-maid of Metanira, wife of Celeus, king of Eleusis, who tried to exhilarate Ceres when she travelled over Attica in quest of her daughter Proserpine. From the jokes and stories which she made use of, free and satirical verses have been called _iambics_.--_Apollod_, i._c_. 5. HALBERT. * * * * * BISHOP AND NEGUS. Two dustmen were lately disputing the difference between _bishop_ and _negus_. "Don't you know?" said one of them; "I vonders at your ignorance-- vy bishop is made all vine vithout no vater vatsomever; vereas negus is made with vine and vater mixed--that's the difference, to be sure." * * * * * POLITE EVIDENCE. At the Wells assizes, the other day, a butcher's wife, in giving her evidence, repeatedly turned towards the prisoner at the bar, and designated him as "that gentleman!" The judge at last lost all patience, and exclaimed, "Old woman, you are become quite offensive." This exemplifies Steele's speaking of "sin as a fine gentleman." * * * * * Baron Garrow lately observed at Monmouth, that a respected friend of his, in the city of London, would sign his name on the outside of letters, in such a way as to defy the skill of every man in the court, even if assisted by the greater sagacity of the other sex, in finding out what his signature could possibly be meant for. The post-offices indeed, knew that a certain number of straight strokes, up and down, meant W. Curtis; but probably that was not because they could read the signature, but because nothing else at all like it ever came there. * * * * * Dr. Solo, on hearing of the glorious victory obtained by Bolivar, was determined that every bird and beast that he possessed should get drunk o
PREV.   NEXT  
|<   30   31   32   33   34   35   36   37   38   39   40   >>  



Top keywords:

difference

 

bishop

 

signature

 

gentleman

 
speaking
 

London

 

friend

 

Monmouth

 

respected

 

Steele


Garrow

 

observed

 

turned

 
prisoner
 
designated
 
repeatedly
 

evidence

 

assizes

 

butcher

 

giving


offensive

 

patience

 

exclaimed

 
exemplifies
 

greater

 

hearing

 
glorious
 
possessed
 

obtained

 
victory

Bolivar
 

determined

 
Curtis
 

assisted

 
sagacity
 

finding

 

number

 
straight
 

strokes

 

possibly


offices

 
letters
 

vonders

 

Blackwood

 
slated
 

strawed

 

Magazine

 

servant

 
Metanira
 

Celeus