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've been kept a believer In things that were six months ago! And it's YOU'VE built this house, and the bank, too, And the mills, and the stores, and all that! And for everything changed I must thank YOU, Who have "struck it" on Poverty Flat! How dared you get rich--you great stupid!-- Like papa, and some men that I know, Instead of just trusting to Cupid And to me for your money? Ah, Joe! Just to think you sent never a word, dear, Till you wrote to papa for consent! Now I know why they had me transferred here, And "the health of papa"--what THAT meant! Now I know why they call this "The Lily;" Why the man who shot Sandy McGee You made mayor! 'Twas because--oh, you silly!-- He once "went down the middle" with me! I've been fooled to the top of my bent here, So come, and ask pardon--you know That you've still got to get MY consent, dear! And just think what that echo said--Joe! V. PARODIES BEFORE THE CURTAIN Behind the footlights hangs the rusty baize, A trifle shabby in the upturned blaze Of flaring gas and curious eyes that gaze. The stage, methinks, perhaps is none too wide, And hardly fit for royal Richard's stride, Or Falstaff's bulk, or Denmark's youthful pride. Ah, well! no passion walks its humble boards; O'er it no king nor valiant Hector lords: The simplest skill is all its space affords. The song and jest, the dance and trifling play, The local hit at follies of the day, The trick to pass an idle hour away,-- For these no trumpets that announce the Moor, No blast that makes the hero's welcome sure,-- A single fiddle in the overture! TO THE PLIOCENE SKULL* (A GEOLOGICAL ADDRESS) "Speak, O man, less recent! Fragmentary fossil! Primal pioneer of pliocene formation, Hid in lowest drifts below the earliest stratum Of volcanic tufa! "Older than the beasts, the oldest Palaeotherium; Older than the trees, the oldest Cryptogami; Older than the hills, those infantile eruptions Of earth's epidermis! "Eo--Mio--Plio--whatsoe'er the 'cene' was That those vacant sockets filled with awe and wonder,-- Whether shores Devonian or Silurian beaches,-- Tell us thy strange story! "Or has
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